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keenkoon @lemm.ee

2y ago

we're fucked

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The cats must be harvesting the Earth’s rotational energy!
- Earth was designed by mice as experiment. Now it makes sense why cats and mice hate each other!
  
  What's 6 times 9?
- Quick, stick butter toast on every cat's back and throw them in the air. Nothing beats infinite energy!
is this the day the earth stood still?
POV: Earthlings reaching the "find out" phase of climate change
Can't wait to float into space.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJLBVyz4GBs
- I wouldn't go very far, I'm surrounded by hills.
- i think everything would collapse toward the core if it all stopped spinning.. it would all crunch down to a much tighter, very spherical ball, because the spin is throwing everything outward, in addition to distorting the shape into an oblate form..
finally, global warming is not our biggest problem
Guess there's nothing to do but melt with you
Okay but have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in? Always works 7 out of 10 times.
did you report it?
Sounds like Joshua is in the Valley of Aijalon again.
This isn't news to me
Well, time to move to Mars.
- Pff, innyalowda.

23 comments