You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

I'd land in a minefield, with only numbers to help me out.

I'd be hanging out in my nice Minecraft city my friends and I are building. Honestly wouldn't be too bad

Odds are that I get run over by a train shortly after. Also the factory must grow.

Path of Achra - the game speaks for itself.

Valheim, so probably killed by a falling tree.

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BG3, so I'm either getting body snatched, horribly murdered, or laid.

Factorio. The factory must grow.

If my regular Apex Legends experience applies, I've got about 30 seconds to live and no hope of my teammates reviving me.

Lucky me, I live in Stardew Valley now. And I'm never going back.

Grow the factory.

I'd be miserable in a basement, flinging my tears at flies and poop.

I'd look pretty out of place as an overweight 43 year old man playing in the Women's World Cup.

WH40K: Darktide. In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium I am so F-ed in the A.

Rimwold. I'll be dying from an infection caused by a chinchilla's bite.

Hang out with a bunch of cool dudes, do some diving, make some sushi.

Sounds pretty ideal.

Stuck in the liminal space of THPS 1 and 2. Skateboarding forever. Alone.

Caves of Qud. Guess I'm a farmer now. The world is very dangerous.

It's animal crossing. I eat some fruit and then forget and hit a rock and break it.

Ffs i only olayed one match of Starship Troopers... Im getting dismembered by an oversized animstronic alien ant

Groan. That means I am stuck in boring but pretty Starfield forever.

Guess I would finally build an Outpost 😆

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Punching trees hurts.

I’m so glad I decided not to play Alien Isolation tonight.

Elden Ring. If it's anything like my playing experience. I'm dead within 2 minutes.

I would go bowling with my cousin.

Oh wait, I forgot I played the RoboCop demo. Uh oh...

I go and live a peaceful life in Kakariko Village

I'd be living in the slums in Night City and have a higher quality of life than anyone I know in real life

Brain damage (rocket league).

My minecraft mod pack so id basically be the god that created that universe.

I die. Just like I do in CS2. Shouldn't have started again, I'm just too old for this shit.

Get fucked 25 different ways by a megacorp.

I continue my attempts to Slay the Spire

I'm trying to learn how to read in war-torn Bohemia in the High Medieval Ages :/

I die of heart attack, bleeding, poison and disease simultaneously near the entrance to the Darkest Dungeon

Darktide?

I'm either getting killed by Nurgle cultists, or by the Inquisition for being weird and knowing heretical words like "Democracy" and "Human Rights".

I design a one-way mission to the moon. It's a complex, 3-stage rocket designed to take 1 passenger as the payload. Our brave passenger is a Korok.

I'm in the Star Trek universe! Post scarcity and a chance to understand the mysteries of the universe and live twice as long? Sign me up.

In the world as myself or as my character?

If as myself, i'll try to stay away from the US portion of Earth. They get attacked a lot. If as my character, I guess i'll just have to make a Captain's Log noting this strange phenomenon before giving the order to warp towards my next mission for Starfleet.

Life in Star Trek is easier than most, if you're in the right place.

I guess I'm now stuck in the digital world with my companions that consist of a pile of sentient poop and a Dinosaur that can breath fire and talk. Both of which will experience the cycle of life, death, and re-incarnation roughly every few weeks.

I will chill in the idealistic socialist town and happily eat the freshly grown meat straight off the vine that the living plant monster gives out to everyone for free daily

I'll need to build shelter , gather food, add defense and make a dam table to eat off of because we just crash landed on a planet and survived, but eating without a table is what sets me off!!

Does D&D count? I could probably have a decent time finding some magic item and then just using it in daily life.

I have died of dysentery.

Shitty time to have dusted off plants vs zombies. Guess me and crazy Dave are buds now. If you need me, I'll be rummaging through the kitchen cabinets looking for a helmet!

I continue to press the buttons I'm told to, over and over again. Not much has changed.

Starship troopers in a bug hive. RIP.

Eorzea isn't the worst fantasy world to be isekai'd into. I'd just set up in one of the capitals and try not to die

Depending on where in the game I end up: realize I'm basically already dead, shotgun a bottle of bleach and die, or try to survive for a while, get bitten, drink bleach and die. Or just get eaten alive, or get food poisoning, or a cold, and die.

Why is everything square!?

Wtf is with all these zombies and skeletons at night? Why is that green guy running at me? Does... does he not have arms? Are those... four legs? What is going on here?

boom

My cousin calls and asks if I want to go bowling.

Would be weird since my cousin is dead

Some asshole chases me all around the map shooting rockets at me over and over again from a fucking flying motorcycle monstrosity.

I'd be killed by a monster straight from Hell in under 10 seconds unless I start moving and never stop. Never stop moving. Hopefully I can find a weapon and some body armour!

Angry russian voices then buckshot to my face.

Deep Rock Galactic, after playing around with the grapple I would fall to the ground and die.

Pros: I'd only have to solve puzzles, then defeat an AI god at puzzles in order to be born into the real world and become effectively immortal so long as I keep up maintenance on my robo-bod. It's easier than it sounds.

Cons: Most human media is lost to time. I would be alone except for the fellow robots I wake up, and a lot of them are apparently annoying. The work of restoring civilization rests entirely on my shoulders. Luckily, I'm immortal.

Vampire Survivors so I'm pretty much fucked.

I don't think anything changes as I've played Dirt Rally 2.0. Maybe I'll just die in a car crash.

Good thing it's not the game I played second last... noita.

I’m in feudal Japan during a civil war. I don’t speak any Japanese other than the lyrics to Mr. Roboto and I’m a foreigner. I’m probably dead.

(Shadow Tactics)

Get I teleported into the game as the hero? Then I have to mine for a while, find a strange artefact, have a seizure and then fly off into space with a helpful robot.. were I will most likely die due to space pirates a I have no idea how to pilot a spaceship for real.

i teleport to the world of Deep Rock Galactic.

If im in the inner colonies, im probobly fine. If im part of the DRG crew, im screwed.

Someone, get me a crowbar!

Uhhhh, covered in sticky white latex? Yessir.

(It was changed)

If I'm not Geralt then I'm likely quite fucked.

Witcher 3, Velen. I'm immediately killed by a bandit or a Drowner.

The factory must grow. I need to figure out how to use the Logistics Train Network mod and build a new oil processing facility.

I'm fucked - Dead Cells.

I'd be deciding whether or not to start journey 3 or riding torrent around finishing things I didn't do. I can do whatever I want as Elden lord

Haha damn I'd be in Night City. I'd probably be getting mugged by some gangoons.

I would get killed by a Worm with a Bazooka, unless it's my turn first and I manage to kill it before it kills me.

Peglin? I can throw stones pretty well, but not sure I can do much against sentient walls

RDR2.

I'll go ask Dutch if I make negative amount of money if I'm supposed to take 50% from the camp funds

What a save!

A creeper blows up behind me while I'm punching a tree.

Astroneer!! I’m gonna be fine as long as I have oxygen.

I think I'll just chill in the space rig and drink ale.

ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS

FOR KARL

The first thing I do is gather wood. Make a crafting table, a wooden axe and a wooden pickaxe. Where am I?

If I become my save file, I'm gonna hop into my Star Eagle, fly to New Atlantis, and use my million creds to furnish my Class One citizen penthouse, and fucking retire.

Maybe go visit Neon once a month to trip out on Aurora and catch BorealUS's next show.

Also I'm female now. I may ride this for a bit before going to Enhance and switching back to Male and getting the full Chad look. Might do this sooner to hide from Starborn assassins lol

I find myself on a large, nice, and green felt. As I stand up, I see a stack of cards in the distance. Next to it are seven spreads of cards, each with the top card face up...

"Bomb has been planted.." Shit.

I own a wine empire and a giant gold clock. Pretty cool.

I guess I'd go to the bus tunnel and check if any of my wine is ready yet.

BALLOONS! Get'm!

I like to think that I'd join a pirate crew and go on adventures, but more likely I'd be a hobo on some street on a Caribbean island. Could be worse.

Since it has been confirmed that all the characters in Smash are toys, and the human playing with them are the hands, does that make me a hand?

Get eaten by giant sea abomination if I don't drown trying to collect metals

I am struck by an overwhelming urge to make paperclips.

I would be the lone human in Deep Rock Galactic. Hopefully I would be transported into the Rig and drink some beers because if I ended up on Hoxxes I'm pretty sure I would be glyphid food.

I gotta catch 'em all

Prince of Persia Warrior Within.

Hmm. If I'm on the island of time I'm royally screwed but living in some random town is okay I guess. Could be worse.

Everything must be Satisfactory.

I would like to think I would be some kind of PMC trying to survive in a quarantined zone after mass evacuation. The Russian government has cordoned off the area as a result of some kind of conspiracy by a secretive 'Umbrella Corp' style mega corp and has stranded the Russian and Western PMCs that were caught in the area when it closed.

But in reality I would be a Scav and almost immediately killed by some lvl70 Kappa chad.

Shit Keanu Reaves is in my head making snarky comments about my choices. Could be cool.

I sit and hide until Kratos solves everything

I'd be thrust into a dog-eat-dog world of 4 warring factions each out to establish dominance and feed themselves. I'd say in a week give or take I'd end up on someone's dinner plate.

(I played 3/4s through of Tooth and Tail last night in 8 hours).

Ask me again in two weeks and I'd be in a city where you MUST take a train to get anywhere, in Cities Skylines 2. That would be a nicer fate.

I open an Inn and get to play Gwent against Gerelt of Rivia!

Sims 4, I really don't notice anything different.

I'm playing Fea Farm so, farm, fish and hang out with my friends all day. Plus I have cute little fairy wings in that game. I'm set for life.

Eaten by local fauna,Shot, blown up, or crushed by a titan. Just got done playing titan fall 2.

Faerûn. I'd probably fail to see a trap and die.

But in my defence, those are invisible until I roll a high enough number on a dice.

OP what game are you describing? I played Middle Earth Shadow of War, so I'd be perched up on a building watching two uruks throttle each other

That really depends.

Crash land near/in the main colony? Eh. I'd be thrown into prison to be beaten or put into Boris' chair until I was compliant, but after, there's a chance at a decent life with only some risk of death. At worst, they might decide I'm worth tossing in a Warcasket and joining the Dead watching the walls.

Outside of them? Ehh. Might be able to throw in with a tribe and keep my head down until we're all slaughtered in a raid. Some of the Empires seem somewhat friendly, could try to offer services cleaning and hauling for a bed in a servant barracks. Completely fucked if I'm caught out by Raiders, Pirates, Insectoids, or Mechanoids.

the last game I played was Duskers, so I'm probably either immediately dying in the vacuum of space or trapped in a derelict space station without any power.

I'd either be an immortal capsuleer in charge of a space ship. Or I'd be some peasant on a planet that are so unimportant that they don't even get mentioned in the lore.

I feel I need to turn a crank. It feels tedious at first, but it gives me some power to make scrap metal.

I spawn next to some weird tower with a princess on top. I see another three stone towers in the distance. The princess tells me to go shoot one of the stone towers with my shotgun. When walking on the bridge, giant log with iron spikes just appears in the air and start rolling to me. It nearly kills me, but I survive. My happiness don't last long, because I see old ugly witch spawning near me. Before I can shoot her, she turns me into a pig. Scared and confused, I turn around and run back to safety. Last thing I see is the princess that I thought was my ally, shooting me with her bow. I hate Clash Royale.

Press F for all those swimming around Planet 4546B

Either I'm Link in the Wind Maker, or just one of another NPC. And I'd be okay with being NPC in Zelda: Wind Maker.

Unciv.

Just living my daily life until other civilization besieges and bombard my city.

Drown in rain. I'm too big for the shelters.

Armored Core 6, yeah it's probably not going to end well for me.

The last game I played was Yu-Gi-Oh Masterduel so I guess I'd be forced to endlessly play Yu-Gi-Oh against people in the real world...

BroForce. I'd flex all over those fools from Terroristan

Technically I'd be in Night City, but for the first few hours surrounded by homelessness and decay I'd likely be trying to figure out how I got to San Francisco again...

I have a bad time as I can't speak Japanese and am pretty sure subtitles don't come with me.

Shit.

Mechwarrior 5? Depending on where I end up, I could be fine or screwed...

Got a nice job with autonomy, quite a bit of credits and a sweet spaceship. If only we could have cats in Starfield

I hunt mushrooms and apples for the next 5 days till I max out my supply in the stash and carefully avoid monster encounters because I'm scared shitless and I only get one life this time.

Last game I played was World of Tanks, so...

Society as we know it ended in 1919, after the calamitous fall of every world government. There is no order or law save the will of the Tank Clans, roaming columns of tanks from every nation on the constant prowl for ammunition, fuel and supplies to keep their rampage sustained for even a moment longer.

To be a tanker in this time is to embrace chaos and anarchy. Tank clans commit to bloody battles, fighting to the last man over scarce resources. The victors cannibalize the smouldering wrecks of the fallen for whatever scrap remains. Technological advances come at the cost of hundreds fallen, all in the name of making deadlier war machines. This the world I now inhabit, a world of steel and chaos, of armor and war. This is...

The World of Tanks.

Making a deal with a Daedric Prince.

blade and sorcery VR! It's sociopath time!

I get to be a Destiny NPC. Honestly, not the worst fate.

I abandon my plans of defeating Ruby Weapon and just get in the Highwind and go to the Golden Saucer.

I would tame a gecko and ride it into battle. Or get ganked by a bunch of wasps, could go either way.

Guess I'm gonna live in the metros.

Probably finish all of my builds and farms, build a lot of new and awesome builds before eventually begging for help from the other members of the server at least assuming I'm trapped in that world specifically, if I can go to others it might be a bit longer before I try to get help.

Take me apart, take me apart,
What a way to roam
And if you have to take me apart to get me there
I'd rather stay at home.

I guess I live in Dark Sun now

Considering I'm guaranteed to eventually get viciously eaten by a horde of zombies with no hope of survival, I think I'll just end it myself.

I am quickly fragged by space-aged weaponry, provided I don't explode from the strange atmosphere. Best case scenario isn't good, food seemingly doesn't exist.

So I'll be driving a lot of cars and racing them in lobbies filled with kids ramming?

Mugello, Suzuka, your time to shine starts now!

I’m immediately killed with a flamethrower or hit in the head by a magically teleported sniper bullet.

Tower Unite plaza... I'd be having a good time I guess lol

I end up as the final boss of some Pikmin game and get pimp-slapped by 1 inch tall astronauts.

A Pikmin infestation, if they were real, would unironically be worse than bedbugs or cockroaches and I will fucking die on that hill.

I find myself incredibly frustrated with the reliability of the Konnersport F1 car.

I would probably die on the battlefield by some random aircraft with a gradethrower on point B