Meanwhile, on Oakland's Nextdoor

This whole situation feels too oddly wholesome for these people to be so upset. Straight? Check. Married? Check. Planned and wanted pregnancy from someone with a lot of power? Check! The father is the literal devil? Fuck that, apparently! Get out of here, you model-citizen demon!

Also, to whomever wrote that note: I'm glad y'all don't like walking in front of my house. You're literally the worse. I'd rather hang out with Satan and his bride than you judgmental prudes.

Maybe it's a "bride of Frankenstein" thing. More of a title than anything.

Though this is the devil they're talking about. Satan could be getting divorced every year and remarrying, or just straight up adding a new "sister-wife" annually.

I legit have not thought this much about real world religion in years.

Why would satan bother getting married at all?

I find it hard to believe that Satan doesn't live in sin with his gf.

Maybe she dies in childbirth

So Satan has a harem of girls