Cannot imagine that level of satisfaction
Cannot imagine that level of satisfaction


Cannot imagine that level of satisfaction
I can.
I was stuck in a job I hated for over a decade, and not only that, I was the guy on the team doing the shit jobs no one else would do because many of the older, tenured people didn't want to work weekend hours ever.
I remember the slight panic in my boss's eyes when I put in my two weeks, but it wasn't half as sweet as my former coworker's panicking when they realized that they'd have to figure out how to do my job without my help. One even had the balls to say something to me about selfishness.
You see, they'd also declined my offer to train them on the functions I was involved in and the items I created.
Glorious.
The irony is that, for the job I have now (which I LOVE!) I spent the interview talking about the databases and resources I'd created in the former shit job, and that work got me hired. My new employers treat me like absolute gold.
Yeah culture is so important, you can work somewhere people are like whatever we used to do it by hand and nobody died, and then you move somewhere they realize the excel sheet you made saves them hours of time each day. It's just sad so many people out there working at and owning businesses and they're just not interested in pursuing best practices.
I love it when people expect loyalty's benefits without paying loyalty's price.
I always loved the "selfishness" take regarding jobs. It's business not friendship.
You should be as loyal to your company as your company is to you.
"I was just informed you weren't on the morning stand up call this morning" implies that this person wasn't there either.
It's a middle manager whose presence isn't needed in daily stand-ups, as evidenced by the attempted micromanaging. We don't invite those fuckers to stand-ups because they just talk about useless metrics the whole time.
You could have just stopped at “who’s presence isn’t needed.”. If they’ve got time to worry about standup attendance, then it’s extremely likely that all the useful parts of their job will fit into a short python script, and the company can save some money.
You seem to be contradicting yourself here. Yes, in most variations golf Agile, middle management should -‘not be in standups. This is the opposite of micromanaging
They also may have just not checked to see if everyone was on the call, especially if that meeting has a bunch of people on it.
Then there is too many people on that meeting and its a waste of time.
I don't know, call me skeptical or whatever, but this feels like one of those "and everyone clapped" kind of stories
It does seem probably fake, but being able to set boundaries and say no is definitely a major saving grace of freelance work, even if you have strong reasons to be professional about it.
There's "saying no" and then there's "You guys really oughta read the contracts you have us sign sometime. Pretty wild stuff in there."
The burning of bridges on a current contract makes it seem fake, but it could also just be that the guy is fed up and already has something else lined up.
It does, and it's old, but it's still a good story.
Ah, the Reddit experience. "Somebody did something cool, nobody ever does anything cool, time to put on my cynical curmudgeon cap and call it fake!"
Dude… you’re so butthurt about people assuming this is fake that you’re insulting them by calling them names.
I wonder what one would call the kind of person does that….
Hmmmmm…
There was a part 2 to this. They told him he wasn't actually fired and to finish the job. He obviously declined
https://twitter.com/BirdRespecter/status/1483897633210974208
Here's part 2 for those who don't want to click links.
Appreciate it! I literally clicked on the link and got confused by all the spam comments promoting dick pills.
Legend. Thank you!
Nice, Nitter link in case someone prefers: https://nitter.net/BirdRespecter/status/1483897633210974208#m
Fucking awesome lol. Sorry pal, you can’t just “forget I said that” and walk away 🖕
Bosses are too used to having 100% of power in the boss/employee relationship.
"Please call me."
"No."
"Please call me"
Translation: I want to tear you a new one through a non-written medium so it doesn't get recorded.
"No"
Translation: You have no power here.
I have an app that records all my calls. All of them. It's uploaded to the cloud daily.
I did it because I know I'm not the only one listening to them. Or at the bare minimum parsing them. If csis or the NSA isn't running all our calls through some kind of aj I'd be shocked. "Oh w|re not recording your calls don't worry" they'd say slyly as every fucking utterance is tokenized and stored forever in some kind of creepy fuck you mainframe somewhere.
When I started looking through what Google collects on me I realized that this is just what they're letting me see and there's all kinds stuff I don't get to see. And they "keep it for 3 months' or some timeframe like that (riiiight).
If the time ever came where I needed any of that data (I'm extricating myself from Google slowly but surely but in the meantime) - they've proven they're not trustworthy enough for me to be able to rely on them to get it.
Also I can do fuck you.
I worked with a woman when I worked for the federal government who was quite unpleasant. She left and went to work for a major contractor. I was on a call with her when several of her people didn't show up for the call. She was raging and asked me where they were. I told her that I had no idea where her people were. She finally had had enough and demanded that I go find them and get them on the call. I said, "I'm not going to find YOUR people on your call with me, THE CLIENT. I don't work for you anymore, Diane." and hung up on her
I really wish these were true.
Why do so many of you Redditors think everything is fake? Like, really, where's the evidence or even "tall tale" tone that makes this sound fake to you? Just because it's not common? Do you only accept things that are rarer if you see them in photos or something?
Redditor that believes evening they read complains about “redditors” calling everything fake.
You certainly couldn’t fake this level of irony.
We do what I call a shotgun standup twice a week. But it is done async 99% of the time.
Every Tuesday and Thursday we have 30 minutes that conveniently coincides with opening of the coffee shop in the office (two of us are onsite, six remote) prior to which the team is intended to write three bullets in the meeting chat:
If nobody posts a blocker, then we get 30 minutes on the calendar where nobody from outside our team can schedule anything. And the onsite folks get the freshest coffee before everyone else gets down there.
If there is a blocker; the person who called it out and the most experienced person in dealing with that type of blocker will join the call, as will anyone interested in the outcome. Once the blocker is resolved, the solution is put into the same meeting chat.
I understood most of those words, and still have very little idea of what is going on. Something to do with coffee?
I have no idea what a prio is, or a blocker in this context.
Haha, fair enough. I was just describing one way that 'standups' can be less annoying.
Prio = Priority. As in which task we were primarily working on. Blocker = Some lack of resources, skills, budget, policy, or infrastructure, that is blocking someone from completing a task.
We do what I call a shotgun standup twice a week.
I hope that's not like a shotgun wedding. But anyway this sounds like a good idea more or less.
Even better if they scheduled it half an hour after the coffee shop opens.
Our stand-ups are always on and I think folks here forgot the idea of a stand up ... Nobody stands and so it runs a full half hour. I guess the time isn't as bad as it sounds because it is a massive system.
I love this person so much. Good god I would pay hundreds of dollars for an intensely realistic VR game where I can just go absolutely apeshit on middle managers for hours every day.
Ha ha ha ha.
However, I guess in that position I would still be more cautious with wording. No need to burn bridges to make a point.
Depending on the work and the contract, it may be the company burning a bridge. Specialized labour can be both difficult and expensive to find.
A lot of contractors (good ones) know how to play the game. You can get away with a lot when the companies vertically integrated sales app that only they can fix goes belly up. Saw this before where an easily replaceable manager goes up against a long time contractor (ya know, with a contract) and leadership gets to decide how to resolve the situation....
There was a story posted on Reddit about 2 years ago, long as fuck but worth the read, about why you don’t piss off specialized contractors.
It doesn’t have a happy ending, but not for reasons you’d think.
Yea this is just silly and shortsighted. Reputation is everything, and once word gets around that you're a pretentious dick who doesn't need to attend meetings because you can't get out of bed, you'll be hard-pressed to find the next contract.
If I work contract the meetings need to be in the contract. No way Im driving to location for a half hour meeting and then driving home.Either put it in contract or reimburse time, gas and wear otherwise I'm not attending
Depends. I do contract work, and I'm replaceable. I'm nice anyways, but I'm even nicer given my status. However, there are some people that are essentially irreplaceable, and they make more in a week than I make in a month. They're all assholes, but the powers that be capitulate to their every whim. I'd love to get qualified for what they do and replace them, regardless of the pay benefits. How can you make over a hundred an hour and be such a petulant, whiney baby? If I was making that money, man, I'd be literally the nicest person. Like, who gives a shit? You make wheelbarrows full of cash, so... who cares about minor inconveniences? And I'm not talking about work issues, I mean they whine about the same damn contract paperwork everyone has to fill out. It takes 10 minutes. I'm not doing it for you, no one will, so just... do it? Baffling.
Where I am a contractor we have successfully petitioned to delay a "morning standups" until 1:30 p.m. - Which is a much better time to have it because it gives everyone time to A actually wake up, and be there, and B let's me actually read emails.
So many times things don't get covered in the morning stand up because no one's read their emails yet, and then you have to have another meeting at about 11:00 in order to discuss the contents of the email.
Unless the email pertains to the whole team and will take less than 5 minutes to discuss, keep it out of standup!
Typical “manager”. Everyone show up to these useless meetings that don’t get work done or you can’t work here 🙃
"You really need an attitude adjustment"... 😂
I need my life to be like this.
That guy probably doesn't have healthcare. Also, I think our boy here probably got fired anyway. If there's one thing a tin pot dictator absolutely can never permit, it's someone else escalating a situation without a response. If you have to have obedience at all times, that means you always have to be the one escalating.
You can use it against them, of course. People will escalate even to the point that it gets them fired, as long as they didn't have to back down.
Am I the only one who thinks working with this guy must be insufferable?
Not to mention, in the US contractors are on the hook for all income taxes. The tax payment has to be planned for in advance, whether it's saving for it or paying quarterly estimate payments.
Contracting works well for people with a valuable skill set, but many get screwed by it.
You could be describing a politician.
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The meek "please call me" was after the manager found out from upper management that they were far more replaceable then Caleb was.
Nah, "call me" always means "let's make this a real-time social hierarchy game, because I'm good at exploiting verbal cues and expectations to shove people toward my desired goal."
And also a way to move something to where there’s no proof of what was said.
Yup those of us who are not good at bad faith conversations need to get good at recognizing when one is about to happen and insist on written.
"We need to take this conversation offline" is a near-universal precursor to ethical dispensation.
Or it's the manager seething with rage, wanting to vent that rage, but not being able to do it adequately via text message.
How is being a contractor relevant here? A normal employee could say exactly the same things
Yeah and a normal employee can actually be fired. But independent contractors are usually on completely different contracts so unless the contract actually says they have to start at 9:00 a.m. they don't have to do anything. Refusing to start at 9:00 a.m. is not a breach of contract like it would be for an employee.
I'm a contractor because the company that I contracted for is far too cheap to actually pay full-time staff, I tend to get in around 10am ish (although one time I started at 4:00 am because for some reason I had loads of energy and couldn't sleep but then I finished it like 11am so I still did short hours).
As long as a contractor does the work there isn't really much else they can complain about unless the employer puts other stuff into the contract. It sounds like in this case they didn't.
In the US requiring a schedule is one of the factors that's considered when determining if a contactor should be an employee. Other factors include if you're telling them how to do the job, or who provides the equipment. You can get in trouble if you're hiring people as contractors that should be employees.
And get fired without pay. Contractors have some problems of their own, but their contract usually guarantees a certain amount of pay and if they're any kind of smart, specific job duties.
I mean, only if you live a country that hates people and refuses to pass any laws about worker protection. If a dutch employer wants to fire you for "Not doing things that aren't in your contract", they're going to have to a hard time.
Independent contractors, by definition, control their own hours and method of work. If a company tries to control their work, the contractor is actually an employee. This matters because companies have to pay FICA taxes for W2 employees, but not for 1099 contractors. It's a type of tax fraud called employee misclassification that the IRS has been cracking down on.
Contractor or not, he sounds like a douche. I was a freelance contractor for 7 years and never talked to anyone like this
Considering that they feel entitled to his time i think it's fair. They also try to threaten him into submission to their rules. Some people are so accustomed to powertrip that they are genuinely surprised when they can't do It.
When I do freelancing as a engineer, I had to be like this too.
Lots of startups hire freelancers, treat them like shit and assume you're part of their 80 hour workweek teams. Those companies often also never survive for very long, where I'm still here.
The freelance contractor sounds like a complete child. This is not behavior to admire and will absolutely fuck you up professionally.
Naa this is the attitude needed for ass in chair management that only does one thing and that's micro manages people. People like this know their only existence is to be a over the shoulder back seat driver who has no other ability than to tell people what to do. Good managers let their people do what they were hired to do. If your projects are getting done and the customers aren't pissed, then I don't care if you're watching reruns of always sunny and drinking beer on a Wednesday at noon. These micromanaging shits are done for now that WFH has basically shown very little of them are needed, and they all know it.
Do you, boo.
Yeah I kind of agree, but it's hard to say anything without a lot more context. I think daily meetings for staff isn't a bad idea as long as you keep it to the point, projects can develop daily and it's a good way to keep things on track. Having meetings doesn't mean you're micromanaging. At an old job of mine we had weekly start of week meetings about our plans for the week. These meetings weren't from management, in fact we had to pull management into the meetings because we had stuff to discuss and needed input and approvals.
Also, not sure what sort of position it is, but I am surprised they said they were sleeping at 9. Everyone lives different lives and I know some jobs have different needs. I frequently login or arrive at work at 9, but I'm not sleeping at 9. I'm not hating on sleeping at 9, but if everyone else is working at 9 I'd wonder if this person is a good match for our work environment. Typically a stand up meeting means it's either in person or call in from the field, if this is an entirely work from home position than fuck it let them do what the want as long as deadlines are met.
Finally, why does this manager fucking care? It's a contractor, contractors are the lowest rung on the totem pole. Give them all the work they are required to do, if they don't finish it then follow the contract. If you don't like them, or they don't fit, or their contract needs renegotiation, or literally anything else just don't renew the contract. You hire contractors so you don't have to keep them. Being a contractor has the kinds of perks you see here, but you also have a ton of downsides.
Also don't forget timezones. Just because the employees could be having meetings at that time doesn't mean the contractor is not in a different TZ and that could be fucking early or late and not fit their defined work hours if they even had a specific time to start and end work, they could just have a "core hours" thing and manage their day time as they see fit.
How to not get hired again
What part of that interaction makes you think they'd want to work there after their contract expires?
The next job he wants to get contracted for the previous guy will say don't hire him here's another more polite person
Yeah that's still no reason to act like a dick
The guy who texted him was a dick to start off. He didn't start of being an ass until the manager started getting uppity about a meeting that doesn't even matter. I have a weekly stand up on Mondays, and honestly we could do without it.
Well he wasn't a dick from the beginning, like you said, but he was unprofessional. Yeah dude, I was asleep, I basically never go to those... Could be worded in a different way.
You are talking about the manager, right? Then you are correct.
Nah stand up meetings are unnecessary bullshit and a wet dream for managers and some team leads. Also I know multiple freelancers that all had stories about weird team leads that wanted to control them while literally not being their boss. They just crave the power over employees, they should just join some bdsm Scene and act out their fantasies there.
I do a stand up meeting for my graveyard shift as infrequently as possible. The day shift in my workplace has one every day.
My guys have more important things to do then listen to me update them on bullshit they are going to forget as soon as it goes in their ear.
This is how I know they are pointless, we would be wasting precious time getting work out on time while day shift obviously has too much time on their hands.