No one asked or wanted this comment but pepperoni was first created in NYC about 100 years ago. By Italian immigrants, sure, but that doesn't support my annoying joke ruining reply.
60Italians were also invented about 100 years ago, meme still holds.
6Italy as country is about 160 years old, people living in the Italian peninsula have been called Italians for a few millenia tho
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See also: Caesar salad.
4I thought that was just regular salami
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White blood cells are pizza dough. It's all connected.
14Italian blood cells are made of salami.
American blood cells, depending upon blood type, are either pepperoni or cut up hotdogs.
14Would have been nice to use actual salame and not that American abomination, but yes can confirm that it's true.
13Indeed
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As an Italian myself, I must say 🤌
12We have salami in our blood, can confirm 👌
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Erythrocites, leucocytes, gabagoolcytes
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5This blood type is what causes Italians to cry out .... ITSA SPICY MEATABALL, AH!!??
It also causes them to flail their arms and hands around often, especially when they're talking.
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3So non-Italian pizza isn't flat... what shape is it? I'm guessing spherical, or maybe saddle-shaped?
Or does "flat" refer to the geometrical space of the pizza, so like, non-Euclidean pizza?
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