I'm actually a resident of Kinkler

There's no way Pee Pee Township is a real place

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Pee Pee Township is one of the fourteen townships of Pike County, Ohio, United States. The 2020 census found 7,392 people in the township, including 4,165 people in the village of Waverly, and 3,227 in the unincorporated portions of the town

7,000 people legit live in pee pee.

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Washington has a Poo Poo Point

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pee_Pee_Township,_Pike_County,_Ohio

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- Of course it’s in fucking Pike county
  
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Named for Pee Pee Creek

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Can't believe you wouldn't go with Cumming, Georgia...

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I saw butts on the list and knew someone didn’t check too hard.

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And Butts isn't even a town, it's a county.

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Seriously, just today I saw a billboard for Toyota Beaver of Cumming. Fucking iconic.

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In florida there is this little known state forest called Withlacoochee

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I was gonna say! There are far dirtier places then Micosukee, which isn't even pronounced with "suck." "Mih-coh-soo-kee".

After all, we've got Chatahoochee, Boca Raton (" Rat Mouth"), Fluffy Landing, and the dirtiest of all, Hialeah.

That last one's name is innocuous, it's just a terrible place.

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- Am from Hialeah. Feeling pretty called out LMAO
  
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Dude, there's literally a Gay, MI. Or Gaylord, MI if you're noble.

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- You mean your bottom drawer?
  
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If we’re going those, I was disappointed not too many years ago when they changed the name of Gay Head, Massachusetts. The residents focused of all the jokes

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There is gay head on Martha's vineyard MA.

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Bonelick, KY. Home of Big Bone Lick State Park, and no, I'm not making that up

It was a rather important salt lick in both Ancient, and Early America. Good place to harvest salt, and some of the critters that came to lick the salt lick.

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I'm going to have to disagree with their choice for NY. I would have gone with Coxsackie, but I also have a child's sense of humour sometimes.

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Let's not forget about Fucking, Austria.

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“Where are you from?”

“Fucking Austria”

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Let's not forget about Fucking, Austria.

They recently renamed to Fugging.

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- I hope someone stole the Fugging signs to make a point. Killjoys.
  
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Pretty sure Cumming, GA wins over Butts.

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I used to live just outside of Climax, GA. It's surprising how far Cumming is from Climax, and also how much I get to use that joke.

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Oh yeah, it definitely does.

Maybe it's a matter of size because Butts county is bigger?

And I like big Butts...

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I know it's Dick, but I'm more partial to Climax in Michigan.

Probably cause I had to see a woman in Climax for work once.

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There’s actually a Big Bone Lick in Kentucky

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Just south of Florence Y'all.

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They missed out on Toad Suck, AR.

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Missed out on Mianus, CT.

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I'm sitting over here knowing that there is a Cumming, IA....

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Georgia as well.

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They picked Ballplay, AL instead of Smut Eye?

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How do you go with Virgin instead of Beaver for Utah?

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Dix, Illinois.

Basically nowhere.

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Surely Vermont can do better than "Cozy Corner". We do have "Middlesex", and (while not a town) "Ticklenaked Pond".

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Rough and Ready Island isn't as rough or ready as its name implies.

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Bangor isn’t pronounced like they do on the west coast. The city is pronounced like Bang Gore. Out west the same spelling is pronounced like Banger as in Naval Submarine Base Bangor.

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No mention of Goochland, Virginia in sight.

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Cummings, GA is way more lude than butts.

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I grew up not far from Weiner, Arkansas, but Bald Knob always made me snicker more as a teenager.

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Indiana also has Gnaw Bone.

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Bigbone is right next to Beaverlick, which is ostensibly dirtier.

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I remember there being a few good ones around Intercourse, PA.

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utah has their own beaver, and they sell "I ❤️ Beaver" merch at all their gas stations.

the wendy's there even had an awesome sign but it was eventually taken down.

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mfw beaver city, pee pee township, and the kinkler have a rough & ready three way in the wanker's corner of humptulips

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HumpTulips versus HumpFour or weirder still 7

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Some day I'll make the trip from poo poo point to pee pee township.

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Had a friend from Reading who always liked to talk about the dirty names in PA. I had to google to find them again. Intercourse is relatively tame among that list. There is also:

Big Beaver
Blue Ball
Climax
Puseyville
Rough and Ready
Twolick Valley
Virginville

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Virginia also has "Bumpass".

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There's a Throckmorton in Texas.

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Are you now? You told me you were in Canada, ya big tease 😘

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Bangor, Maine. As seen in Animaniacs.

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I've been to wank in Germany, twatt in Scotland and hell in Norway.

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