From my Spaniard point of view, there's three things that I find fascinatingly weird about Americans: Guns, boys' circumcision and shower loofahs. Why do you need a loofah to wash your body? Do you use a loofah too when you wash your hands?
So it’s better to stick your loofah in you ass and then put it all over your body?
You can wash your ass with your hands and wash your hands right there in the shower if you think they are so dirty, which they won’t be because they are full of soap and water is running over them