Wait till they hear about 01010100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101110
Big if true
... (well, bigger than zero at least)
if true
or else
else then