Imagine

All corporations. All corporations will not be happy until ownership is a concept of the past. You are borrowing the company's resources and paying them for the service.

If you don't like it, stop heralding capitalism as the be-all of economic systems...

"I'm sorry Dave, I can't leave the driveway, I'm out of Magenta."

plot twist: It's a Brother monochrome laser printer.

Pc load letter?

What the fuck does that even mean?

And an HP printer at that.

My next EV Van: Mercedes Printer

To be fair, the amount of false positive safety alerts and phantom breaking events dropped considerably last 6m.

But I can't reconcile the fact they turned off the bumper sensors making autopilot jerkier, and forcing it to keep a much wider distance from other cars.

Admittedly a scathing burn, but in my experience not at all the same. I have had so many printers with connection issues, overpriced ink that dries up, and constant mechanical jams that I’ve sworn off ever owning a printer again and made my department paperless. But all I had to do for my Tesla is connect it to wifi, and every few weeks a no-hassle software update delivers some useful new features. I’ve never met a printer that improved with time.

Brings a whole new element to PC Load Letter

So, Wi-Fi problems?

Your work truck is an HP plotter

ROASTED!

On the printer conversations: If you don't have a ton of space in your home, but you get out often, some libraries offer printing services - if you can bring documents on a thumb drive, it's a nice way to do it if you don't print too often.

This can describe a majority of consumer appliances these days.

Not saying Tesla build quality isn't shit, but it's not exactly a very specific insult.

Like the coolest and best printer ever...? Like the Brother printer of the car world?