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Is that big stain on the middle of the floor from the blood of his last roommate?
6No, that's where he sits while she sleeps.
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This is like an infrared flag
5An infrared flag can't be seen by the human eye. This is more of a nuclear explosion flag, you can't miss it because your eyelids evaporated off.
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"When your usefulness to me ends, I will eat you. No time wasters."
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