Corn is not a nut. But you're still filling your mouth with warm seed
89That was a perfect correction. I didn't want to say anything because the joke was funny, and my thought process was pedantic, but you corrected it and kept it funny. Well done.
13Corn nuts. explain that, liberal.
8Thanks, now I can't eat popcorn.
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That's why when I grab my popcorn at the cinema I loudly proclaim "no homo" before going down on Bruce, my coworker.
Wouldn't want it to get awkward
23Is calling a corn kernel a nut some kind of European thing?
11Nah they just forked it and hardened the kernel so much it became a nut.
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On that note, never stick your dick in peanut butter, because that would be fucking nuts
6god damn
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How did you know I was currently putting that warm salty goodness in my mouth right now?
Screw you corn police, can't tell me what's gay.
5Fill your mouth with Orville's finest buttery hot seed.
3What if that was your intention all along...
3Making sonic memes and saying bazinga is gay because anything outside of the actual sexual preference is socially constructed "performance norms" and I can make up whatever the fuck I want.
2Delicious 😍
1thats the meme wuality we need on lemmy
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