[Match Thread] Chelsea F.C. vs. Arsenal F.C.

Fuck yeah I woke up at the right time - just caught dekkers fucking banger and now this

Enzo hugging Saliba live on TV :)

How's that a penalty the ball gets literally hit into him from close range and he's just jumping ????

The rain is definitely affecting our passing a lot. I'm not sure what adjustment Mikel should make but I trust the gaffer to recognize the problem and solve it.

Bro. This ref is fucking joke

Could've been worse. That's not a penalty and the Mudryk goal had more than a bit of good fortune about it. But getting a point from that position will be a big boost for the team.

Is the ref going to hand out yellows for crowding?

That's twice now multiple players have ran crying to ref

Monitor check and several yellows, only 2 minutes 🤔

Saka going to award his own fouls now

Who needs to give fouls to Arsenal eh? Players constantly getting hacked down with nothing even blown our way

Our tired lawyer raccoon man strikes again

TROOOOOOOOOOOOSSARD

Such a soft yellow for Zinny

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuck this shit man Chelsea is bullying the ref and getting away with it

Lol so that's the kind of game it's going to be

With the way this game has gone I'd take a draw 100% now.

Arteta made up for his bad decision. Game changed when Rice went to the 6.

...are we out of ideas? Saka and Gabi aren't tearing up the fullbacks and we have nothing through the middle. I don't see this changing

Lads you gotta be scoring that

Oh my lord. That first touch by Trossard

Poundland Guendouzi at it again

Shite first half

Oh Jesus they really don't want to play

Gabi, you give it to Eddie and then you leave him in the exact same position that you've been in, stranded on the left side of the box

I wish there was a way to set the default sort mode on posts, it's kind of pain to have to constantly select 'new' on match threads

A couple extra quid to Kavanagh after the game for that decision on Sanchez

Imma be real that looks a pen for Sanchez

Jesus Christ, he got CLOBBERED

I just need a calm spell of possession topped off by a goal in the second half. I'm sure Arteta has the right words.

Maybe undo Ben's haircut

Wow, is that the first time the camera has spotlighted Inaki Cana? There's some narrative building for you

TROOOOSSSSSSAAAAAARRRRDDDD

Bunch of whiny cunts

All things considered, a good result. We weren't good for most of the game. Still undefeated which is great!!

Rice had some venom in that strike

Knew that was going to be given as soon as I seen it

This is why I don't like this kind of goalkeeping :P

Eddie loves playing here

COYG!

How is that what gets called our way that's just Jorginho slipping mostly

Handball for Gallagher innit

The only thing I've enjoyed about this game are the away fans out singing the Chelski fans

#arsenal #mastodonfc

I'm seeing lots of hand holding today. LEWD

Well this day had been a bit shite

Handball?

Can Tomiyasu just play all 11 spots for us instead

We're a shambles today. Ugh

There is a lot of time left to pull this one back.

Our defending today has been like a fucking sieve

Back to spamming crosses against Chelsea, sigh

HAVERTZ AND TROSSARD

COME THE FUCK ON LADS, YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?

LEANDRO TROSSARD

Eddie so closeeee

My heart cant take this

7 minutes seems about fair

Oh so now you know what an unnatural position of an arm is

Kind of funny to see both Mikel and Poch pointing in the exact same direction

Game is getting very tetchy now

Genuinely wonder if Ramsdale comes back in. Raya has looked a little nervous for the past few games.

Nothing is getting called for this last few minutes, my lord

That was quite good from Raya

Eddie and Emile good but where Havertz

Opinions may differ about Raya, but at least he's not Sanchez 😂​#arsenal #mastodonfc

Wonderful. Sun.

That should be a yellow on silva

Ok come on lads

R I C E

R I C E

R I C E

Here comes Trossard

Dec you beauty what a fucking hit

So much time fucking wasted

What was that

So it wasn’t even on target. Wow. I’m… speechless.

There is nothing from Arsenal that shows calmness. They need a long spell of position.

Chelsea are cheats lol

Yeah that's a fair card

The fuck was that on Saka no foul

Put on Havertz, put on Nelson

We want this goal

Raya.... where's the composure?

This is kind of embarrassing, not going to lie

Should be a yellow for palmer...

I was joking about Hein but my god Raya get a grip

How much money has Pochettino paid?

Lol what the fuck are we on today

Look on the bright side, it's better than last years Brighton game

Can someone card Cucurella for dissent

Tomi on

This grass is great lol

Raya thank god but where was the ref on that for Gabriel (?)

Very slippery

Is Partey not fit after internationals? I can't understand starting Jorginho if so, that seems like a massive oversight by Mikel

Sub Hein on.