Trump’s attack on paper straws is mostly symbolic — but the plastics industry is celebrating: Trade groups are seizing the moment to call for fewer restrictions on plastics.

My fuckin zucchini is wrapped in plastic.

My bananas have a plastic ribbon around them.

I buy these PLASTIC smoke filters to exhale bong smoke through, so it doesn't stink up my place as badly. They come in PLASTIC packaging, which is the WRAPPED IN PLASTIC, and the PUT IN A PLASTIC BAG.*

There's SO many places to fight plastic that make so much more sense.

Straws isn't it, fam. Plastic straws are the tits. Paper straws suck butts.

McDonald's in my area went from paper cups and plastic straws to plastic cups and paper straws. Huge L.

I am a leftie nature lover, in full support of plastic straws. Let's decimate the plastic industry, and keep straws, 3d printing materials, lawn furniture, medical supplies, and infrastructure. Deal?