Trump Orders Musk to Get Air Force One Finished Quickly, Even If It Isn't Fully Safe Yet

Some Boeing workers could be real American heroes right about now.

The worst thing that could happen would be nothing going wrong.

They should just screw the schedule and get on the plane right now

Well, the BEST that could happen would be for it to crash into the side of a mountain while both of them are on it. Bonus points if Vance, Johnson, and Stephen Miller are on it too.

I hear duct tape is good for holding wings on, in a pinch.

probably repurpose/ reused used spacex, tesla vehicle materials

I'm pretty handy with a roll of construction tape if they need help.

I don’t think they let the VP travel in the same plane at the same time so probably not as earth saving as you’d expect. Definitely very funny though.

I think glitch McCuntel has a pilot’s license. Let him and Jesus take the wheel.

The irony would be delicious

The AP will be the only media that survives.

Or DEI … again

Is that pile of punctuation another one of elons kids?

or Mexico, or Panama, or the UK, or everyone except for the AFD in Germany.

The US is looking awfully lonely right now

"Didn't you people learn from the Holocaust that I either don't exist or am evil if I do?"

Holy shit so many desperate prayers in one thread

I think they can be convinced to pause their game of Jenga or Connect Four for a few minutes of structural integrity or engine failure

The Big _Man .. Big Entity has Big Priorities, you know?

With the recent history in aviation, I'm going to be praying like mad. Please tell me they're still Boeing products?

It would be a nice reminder that a disaster isn't the same thing as a tragedy.

And don't forget gutting the FAA.

The worst that can happen is the plane falls out of the sky and some how Trump survives while everyone else dies.

he knows his rockets are shoddy at best, why would he. has he ever driven his own teslas?

"Trump dies in fatal Boeing crash, after rushing its production" is a headline id love to see

After rushing it's production and firing all the FAA safety inspectors.

That can be improved by inserting "and Musk" after the first word.

Maybe if we all concentrate hard enough we can will our reality back on track and make this happen. Somewhere around 2016 someone at CERN started a new experiment and ever since we've been in the wrong universe, through concerted efforts of enough of Earth's latent psychics maybe we can push this world back towards the correct timeline.

Or maybe make things worse.

Where can I donate funds to this cause?

There would be a celebration in the streets. Doubly so if Musk was also onboard.

Would be even better if they got boeing to help too. Would be just the best plane ever, such a great plane. Other people would look at it (as it explodes in a fireball in the sky) and say wow what a beautiful thing

We know you can make it happen God, we've seen you do it with that skit-of-skits billionaire sub thing God. We know you just need them to all willingly line up God. Well they're lining up, God! They're willingly lining up! It's your time to shine God!

And take the new FBI director, I hear he likes plane rides.

I'll even help.

All those lights and dials and displays in the cockpit take the pilot's attention off of flying. Don't need 'em.

It's good they chose Boeing to build it lol

And will blame liberals. Vance would probably call for open violence on any non white christans

I hear getting rid of QA and QC makes the job go quicker while being cheaper.

It's the pressure differential between the top and bottom of the wings that hold up the plane

doors optional

i mean the weight of a buddy can suddenly" be cut in half midair"

I was gonna say, hopefully Trump's up for some deep sea exploration next!

Next will be SkyGate. The year the GateVatar will be born.

funny thing stockton used "used defective airplane parts to make that sub"

He would at most get 2.49999 terms. You have not read the 22nd amendment. You can't get 3 terms aside from repeatedly being elected as VP and the primary president losing office 4+ times.

Threat to democracy world wide.

Some things are worth it.

Yeah, they'll say that no matter how he dies. "Deep state operatives made him eat that fatal cheeseberder on the toilet!"

Would it be so bad if it was?

So...

So, nothing new for Little t.

trump is choosing fast and cheap

Don't give me hope.

yay sabrina!

Man, it's wild to me to put the guy who wants your throne in charge of making your plane, but there you are. No matter what, I just hope Musk puts the same care and thoughtfulness he puts in all his manufacturing endeavors to the task.

So technically they were commissioned during the Obama era, Trump 1 threatened to cancel the program if the budget went over 4 billion, then Boeing appeased him.

Also the reason they were commissioned to save money. Aging aircraft are a bitch to operate. That's why cheap airlines like Ryanair only run new planes.

Also there are already two of them. I suppose one is probably a backup?

Also, fun fact, technically any plane that the US president is currently flying on, is at that moment, Air Force One.

1 for him to golf, and 1 for secret meeting with putin/russians.

Take every drug you need.

Faster I said !

Vance might be smarter then Trump but there's not a chance MAGA coalesces around him if Trump dies. Without that, congressional R's won't bend the knee so readily.

Vance is evil, Vance is moderately competent. Vance is also unable to muster the will to coup. Vance is to trump what Biden was to Obama. Associated and acceptable.

Trump as a Putin sock puppet or Vance as a Putin sock puppet.

Still, it seems like a reasonable hope before we go out in the streets with pitchforks