Are you fucking *kidding me?!?*

The cheeks also say "left cheek" and "right cheek" lmao

EDIT: Does the neck say "Larian"?

EDIT: the full neck is "Larian Studios", amazing

There's a bug report somewhere I bet.
"Face tattoo puzzle regression: only default text shows"
They kind of broke the fourth wall with Karlach. It'd be epic if there's an NPC out there that bursts out laughing when they see those tattoos.

Same energy

- Note, that's not the joke, wikia images are just weird. For whatever reason the ?cb=whatever bit causes hotlinking to fail. Stripping that leads to an image of a ...bouncer? from the show Gravity Falls with face tattoos reading "head" and "chin" https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/gravityfalls/images/3/35/S1e3worksforme.png
I was gonna post the same thing!

Clever. Less chance for …. Cultural misunderstandings in some markets.

- Imagine doing some elaborate deal with Raphael for the promise of greater power through understanding of infernal runes only to get this fucking translation done.
  I would die laughing.
- Definitely fist bump

Back in high school I invented a runic language like this and I used it to cheat in German class. I was always drawing fantasy/scifi scenes on my notebooks and I would write all the German verb declensions into the scenes, like on Thor's chest or the side of a spaceship or whatever, and then have the notebook on the floor while taking the test. Straight As in German and now I can't fucking speak German.

now I can’t fucking speak German.
I took German for two years without cheating and I can't speak German, either. Classrooms are the worst places to learn languages, period.
- At some point I switched my games from German to English, my English skills probably improved more in the first two months of doing that than in the 4 years of classroom English I had before then.
  I've heard similar from the people who took French or Spanish as ellectives, it seems schools are the worst place to actually learn a language (I'd say including your native one, I learned more about German in Philosophy class than in German class)
What an enigma you represent.
- Underrated pun. Nice.
I hope you can at least still speak the ancient runes of the Chicken Lady.
That's a pretty genius way to cheat, impressive.
Guter Trick, trotzdem schade eigentlich.
Can you still read and write in your runic language?
- I can't even read and write English any more.

Don't have any tattoos, myself, but now I kinda want to have "shoulder" runes on my shoulder. In case I ever forget.

I've always kind of wanted one that says something like "I don't know, I don't speak Japanese" in Japanese
- It doesn't have to mean anything as long as it looks cool. I'm gonna get me a tattoo that says "Japanese tattoo" in Japanese, would probably look like this: 日本のタトゥー
I have none, not don't desire a tattoo, however if pressed I'd do a Lorem Ipsum tattoo because, I'd like to meet people that got the joke.

Top tier trolling. Simply marvelous.

Peak immersion

At least it doesn't say Damaged, or HaHaHaHa.

I think I finally know what tattoo I want.

"Left arm"

🔝 this side up 🔝

that's what the tramp stamp says.

Missed opportunity for a “Drink your Ovaltine” reference.

"A crummy commercial?"

That's brilliant! If you been following Larian since Divine Divinity, this is classic Larian lol

Also, "left cheek" and "right cheek"

foolish mortals think this is some kind of game.. those labels allow the demons to take possession of you.. that's the point of writing the words in their language.. they can now use that face like a puppet..

succ

What do you think he says when people ask him what they mean?

metal as hell

This is how I name characters and places when I write

I translated this as:

"burt is a slave driver and is going bald too"

Dare someone to get these tattoos irl

that's hilarious

I love it!