Paris Hilton

If I had one wish, its that she would make a boring as hell sex tape with like, shitty camera work and some guy who's chewing gum the whole time. And that it gets so popular, her best friend Kim gets jealous and does the same act with the guy who played the brother on that show Moesha. And the friend gets a whole reality TV show and marries kanye west. And the whole world won't shut up about them and their family for like, 15 years at least.

Also what happend to kanye? Like last I heard was the whole Hitler thing in the interview and then I think he went missing and as far I know we all forgot to look for the guy