An American delicacy

And suddenly the last two months make (some) sense

it would me more American if it had sliced dill pickles instead of olives

Gross. Those hotdogs need to be grilled first.

TIHI

Bro this made me sick from just looking at it..

The random use of Italian words

Behold, my new Savona Patty. Then, have some Bellissimo Salad. Would you like some Grazie topping, perhaps a Fortuna sauce?

You and your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

American delicacy

travesty

This is what the over weight nuclear launch operator has to wipe off his mouth while fumbling with his cheese whiz slathered fingers for the unlock keys ... then dies of a massive heart attack before being able to launch the first strike.

Dont worry babe, you're mistaken: i slaughtered the first one and this was the one from the fridge we were planning to save for later.
...We're not anymore, btw.

Don't touch Bologna

I just can't, I had hot dog balogna cake for breakfast lunch and dinner every day this year

Enough's enough

This is the height of the American palate. JFC they cook with cheetos, processed “cheese” and sprite FFS.