The allure of a good stick
It's NOT just a stick. It's a nice stick, which means its uses are many.
You forgot rocket launcher and sniper rifle. The glorious stick has defended of millions of invaders from the backyards and woods of millions over the last 100 years.
I made two stick related posts, because of this
Him distracting the wife is hilarious. He's tried to bring sticks home before and she caught him. Lmfao
It's better than bacon.