Tesla recalls all Cybertrucks ever made over trim falling off | Electrek

Worth noting that both of these companies have essentially blank checks from the government and use it as a funnel for taxpayers to shareholders who then dont pay taxes. It’s a Ponzi scheme that just happens to make airplanes and shit people actually need.

But are too scared to nationalize.

Tesla factories are like Amazon warehouses.

Boeing (and McDonnell Douglas before them) actually made good planes when engineers ran the show. Then, the finance bros took over.

Small text on the bottom of purchase agreement: _{This vehicle is not meant to be used as transportation in an external environment, any use outside of a garage or small enclosed campus is outside of the scope of this vehicle's design and should be avoided.}

Staying away from cybertrucks is just good sense anyway. They're being driven by morons and are NOT safe to be in a collision with. S'why they're not road legal in the EU - they're too dangerous to things they collide with.

Glue is commonly used in vehicle manufacturing to bond panels together. It's typically stronger than welding, and is often used in the vehicle's structural pieces as well.

The problem with the Cyberdumpster is that they used shitty glue.

According to the article I read yesterday they are adding stronger glue and a bolt.

And this time it is indeed typical

I think the current power dynamic in the whitehouse may make the opposite more likely.

Is it worse than the Delorean?

Whislindiesel made short work of one of these cars, absolutely glorious

I mean, how many times have they recalled these same, like, 5,000 trucks? This is at least the third massive recall.

James did a test drive and he seemed to kind of like it, it was on drive tribe I think.

I’m not sure that really says much. I hate swasticars as much as y’all do, but like, $400 phone versus $100K car. Makes sense the fire phone sold better. And I mean, it wasn’t being pushed by a literal Nazi so that helps.

46k trucks sold so far. For comparison, rivian sells about that many of their trucks every year.

I forgot the Fire Phone was a thing.

Can I be added to the recall? 🥹

Is this a service rendered to the owners or the vehicles?

Ow.

“We are not robbers.”

“Ok, you can rub them.”

Thats absolutely meaningless in the face of steel plates adhered to a plastic frame.

You can step up the scale of solvent molecular weights until you find one that gives the desired result, but I'm going to conjecture that regular old acetone will probably be quite sufficient.

It’s called cold weather.

"The front fell off."

I'm not saying it wasn't safe, it just wasn't as safe as the other ones lololol thanks for this

Is this a sketch or a real interview?

Edit. It's a sketch. I was hoping there was a real politician like that lol

This one is different, though. Most of them are just OTA software updates, the physical ones aren't as common. Although I think there was an issue with how they secured the top of the gas pedals on the Cybertruck earlier.

Keep tuned for the first cyber truck spontaneous combustion and the recall for battery concerns

I have questions about what auto shops you think are doing recalls because it's only Tesla's service centers are going to be legally allowed to perform the recall (that's how it works for every automaker). So it's the same place they're already going to protest (in most cases) and the same insurance. Regardless, the recall isn't an "insurance thing per se" because Tesla the company is the insurance in this case. They will be footing to bill for any and all repairs done under recall. And more than likely the recalled vehicles won't be sitting around the shop or lot waiting for parts because it's up to consumers who will absolutely take their vehicle and leave if parts aren't in stock.

Elmer's glue mixed with Ketamine

I guess they got ahold of stronger glue.

Only because they wanted to huff it. The panel thing was just a coincidence.