11 mo. ago • 91%

Push It Somewhere Else

46 comments

No one in the world wants your shitty Florida, especially that part of the world. You're going to have to think of a more permanent 'sunken without warning' solution.

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- Europe has a serious lack of wooded swampland.. you need to consider this a little.. with one move, you could satisfy all your swamp needs for centuries to come probably.. and you get gators as a bonus.. that continent hasn't seen large aquatic reptilians in millions of years.. the kids will be excited, i guarantee it..
  
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  We got our swamps, but then came the Dutch and they defeated the sea.
  
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- Florida IS sinking. And we're ignoring the warnings.
  
  https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=florida+flooding+climate+change
  
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  Sssshhh. Let it sink.
  
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- when the rest of the western artic shelf melts off over the next 15 years florida will be pretty much gone.
  
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One of the greatest cuisines of the world traded against some of the worst humans. No deal, USA. No deal.

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- Ok I see what you mean about Italy, but Florida does not have the greatest cuisines of the world!
  
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  For those reading this person's comments and are confused: They meant to say, "cousins".
  
  Their children aren't as appreciated.
  
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Florida in Europe = Europe's penis.

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- Don‘t you dare take that away from Sweden.
  
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  Don't worry, yours is larger!
  
  Cheers from Italy
  
  😃
  
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Wait, why did they bring Sardinia but left Sicily behind?

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- I guess Cuba didn't want to move to make room for it
  
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I see your Berlusconi and raise you one DeSantis and 34 meth-heads.

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- Berlusconi is gone (ahem finally ahem)
  
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I had to look it up:

Florida: 170,310 km^2

Italy: 301,340 km^2

And there so much more italy north of Florence, the peninsulas really might be about the same area?

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Land bridge to Cuba will be popular

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Repost from last week from this very same community, come on now...

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Corporate wants you to find the difference

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No. That puts Florida MUCH too close to me & will ruin Italian cuisine forever. Nonononope.

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Speaking on behalf of all Italians I believe they would never want to be part of america

america is the earth's toilet

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Italy is the Florida of Europe

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- Politically? Yes.
  
  Culturally? Not so much
  
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  Go to southern Italy. Plenty of uncultured swines over there.
  
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- Based.
  
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I saw this initially as taking a world boot to the US' junk.

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Florida is about 50% bigger than Italy. Map isn’t to scale!

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Ok this is like the 8th repost I’ve seen today of something from days ago lol

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I like this plan

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That's a function of the electronics, not the physical connection. The NACS connection is far superior to either CCS standard, and it's not even close.

And fuck no, Musk is a piece of shit that can judas cradle himself on his "X" sign for all I care.

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- Wrong post buddy/bot
  
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  Yeah no idea why that went to top level in response to "Iwanttofuckspez" from my inbox.
  
  But nice ASSumption on the bot thing, guy.
  
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This showed up elsewhere a few days ago and I'd be more than happy to become a E.U. citizen, then promptly don my best muddled Irish accent to harangue the backwoods yokels in ridiculous pickup trucks that would be amassed along the French and Swiss borders so I could better fit in with you European folk. Then I'd flee to Amsterdam or something.

Uh, you guys really need to forget the CCS nonsense and adopt the superior NACS Tesla charging ports, though.

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- Shut up Musky. There's amazing public transport here ya carbrain. No space for those fragile masculinity trucks.
  
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  I hate musk, and the fact that you call me a "carbrain" from a joke post speaks volumes about your own fragility.
  
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- Did you sniff too much Musk propaganda? CCS Type 2 used in Europe is not the same as CCS Type 1 that’s used in North America.
  
  Type 2 can do three phase 400V AC charging. Which NACS can’t even do.
  
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