Potato, anyone?

It's a.... Dick tater.

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in your bum.

Great, even potatoes have bigger dicks than I do.

What up?

I need that in my mouth.

I just think they're neat.

Nice tuber

Haha dick funny.

Looks like a manly arm.

Rise against the dictator.

That would be fulfilling.

Nice cock

Holmes grown?

At least it's not a turnip.