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Trump fumes over leaked audio that alleges he demanded Melania parade around Mar-a-Lago in bikini

www.salon.com Trump fumes after "Fake News" New York Times leaked audio report

Trump hit out at a NYT report covering leaked audio and damning comments from an Australian billionaire

Donald Trump slammed a New York Times report on covert audio recordings that disclosed a series of unsavory claims about him, including various allegations from an Australian billionaire about his interactions with the former president.

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Pratt in the audio clips also claimed that Trump asked his wife and former first lady Melania to parade around Mar-a-Lago in a bikini "so all the other guys could get a look at what they were missing," adding that Melania ultimately retorted “I’ll do that when you walk around with me in your bikini.”
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- 😟🤢🤮
- You couldn't un-see that. Please no.
  
  Stable diff...nope. Some things are best unknown.
- look at what they were missing
  It's just a Google search away though. Anyone that wants to see her can already do so.
- Damn, Melania wasn't gonna just take it huh.
  
  She hasn't taken it from him in years
- https://media.tenor.com/p9Fp0w0whBEAAAAC/dewit-do-it.gif
- The Donald is obviously a wretch, but Melania is not much better. She married him for his money and status, and he married her to show everyone he could get a hot wife. Is Melania really taking the high ground when she pretends that she's not his trophy wife? By refusing to fulfill that role, she's breaking their contract just as much as if he stopped giving her money to spend and a mansion to live in.
  
  Do you know the terms of the new agreement? I don't, but you sound like you do?
  
  You should have just posted the first sentence.
  
  Yeah, women are not human, they're just objects for fucks like you to do with as you please.
  You are disgusting.

The dude is like a dumb teenager that hasn't ever developed or matured into an adult. He's what absolute morons picture as successful and smart.
- By his own admission, he hasn't even reached puberty. He's still a grade schooler.
  
  Trump’s MO is to never say anything. “And they’re saying, well what they’re saying is I haven’t even reached puberty. Actually they’re even saying I have the mental capacity of a grade schooler. And they’re saying folks that they can’t even find my testicles because they are so buried inside!”
- Happy Gilmore the documentary.

“Awful human being is an awful human being” oh, wow
- At this point it’s fascinating just how many of the tropes and stereotypes for evil, sleazy, rich guy that he embodies. He’s a cartoon character, Ebenezer Scrooge would think he was a greedy prick before his Christmas transformation, even 8 fucking years into this shit show I still cannot understand how he’s even a real person
  
  In the 80s the “asshole billionaire real estate developer” was the bad guy in a ton of movies and modeled after guys like Trump. Just one I can think of off the top of my head is Batteries Not Included, and of course Back to the Future II
  
  He’s the living embodiment of the seven deadly sins.
  
  That’s been the craziest thing of these last 8 years. In reality he is far too stereotypical and on the nose. We would never accept such a lazily written character in our fiction.

https://archive.ph/DVcFm
The actual report, instead of an article talking about an article
- Yeah but that headline isn’t as catchy
  
  And doesn't open with "slammed"
  
  If you read the whole thing, it's juicy af

Lol. Republicans will just pass it off as more 'locker room talk'.
- "Boys will be boys (who can't be held accountable for their actions)"

"The Failing New York Times story, leaked by Deranged Jack Smith and the Biden 'Political Opponent Abuser' DOJ, about a red haired weirdo from Australia, named Anthony Pratt, is Fake News," Trump fumed. "I never spoke to him about Submarines, but I did speak to him about creating jobs in Ohio and Pennsylvania, because that’s what I’m all about - JOBS, A GREAT ECONOMY, LOW TAXES, NO INFLATION, ENERGY DOMINANCE, STRONG BORDERS, NO ENDLESS WARS, LOW INTEREST RATES, and much more! Maggie Hagerman and the Misfits never called me for a comment. Why would they, they just write anything they want. Whether it’s correct or not is of ZERO importance to them. “All the News That’s Unfit To Print.” That’s why we call it the Fake News!"
So, if I use caps-lock, I can be president? That's what I've got from his socials over the years.
- I can't tell if that was an indeed Trump rant or something you made up. If you made it up, you don't need caps locks. You're already Presidential material certified.
- President Trump, is it true you support deflationary economics?
  
  "JOBS I said. Dementocrats want to fool you saying words Bigly long. Always fooling with the words DIMWITcrats. LOW TAXES I said and don't need biggerly words"

SLAMMED!
- There's so much slamming these days. Five years ago we slammed doors, now everything and everyone is being slammed.

Let him fume.
More ketchup on the walls?
- Also two beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickled onions and a sesame seed bun, considering it’s McDonald we’re talking about

Why not naked?
If you're going to be a misogynistic ass, do it with gusto.
- Gusto declined his advances too, and with good Reason, who was also there.

Of course he did.

It’s poetic justice. Two McFlies with the same gun.

Tbf he was just asking her to do what she did at her previous job. Actually, less than what she did at her previous job.
- That’s a fucked up take. It would be like if you dated someone that used to be a stripper but you thought part of the responsibility of being married to you is to allow herself to be passed around to the boys.
  
  Par for the course for the Trump administration.
  Paul Manafort was known by his daughters to force his wife to have sex with Russian Mafia and be gangbanged by other people.
  https://lareviewofbooks.org/article/kompromat-or-revelations-from-the-unpublished-portions-of-andrea-manaforts-hacked-texts/

Not surprised he would be so angry about it.

If they actually like you, all you have to do is ask.

Kinda late with this fuming isn’t he? Too busy in court to pay attention?

He’d have to pay upfront

First accurate use of "slammed" that I've ever seen used in a headline.

SLAMMED!!!

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SLAMMED!!!