What's the best 3-truths-3-lies you can give?

I was once in a vehicle while it was violently rammed by a Viking ship.

There are no pictures of my genitalia online, but there are pictures of every other part of my body.

I appear in two major motion pictures, fourteen years apart.

My brother ate dinner at the White House, but I've been closer to more children of a President than he has.

I have been on fire nine times in my life.

I had my student debt wiped out in the 2008 banking crisis, but still ended up homeless a year later.