Malware is harder to find when written in obscure languages

the Grip virus, which contained a Brainfuck interpreter coded in Assembly to generate its keycodes

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Brainfuck malware when

re-writes Diablo in Latin

Affected machines summon actual demons from hell

Essentially, if you don't know what you're looking for, you won't find it and if you only look for things you know about, that's all you'll find.

Also, "Boffins", what the fuck, now you can't be an ICT Researcher anymore?

BRB, writing a virus in COBOL.

I wonder if someone's used Fortran to make malware

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