Help me decide

What I see when I look at bottom left:

Oh, this gets better and better if you keep looking.

Store brand Paul Rubens (bottom row, 2nd from the right) is pulling off that (dare I dream) crushed velvet bow tie. That brings him true 70's glory.

FOR GLORY!

...3 down 2 over please....

I'm so torn. I'd do 3 today if I thought I could stand the in-between wait time until my hair's long enough. But 4 is magnificent. It's a close to a make lion's mane as you could achieve on a human.

3 is timeless, though. Vulcan. Elf. Pick your genre; it works.

The choices appear to be:

Bones in TMP
Spock in Discovery
Gowron
Jack Black
A member of the Beatles

"Give me a cut that says 'I have honor and glory.'"

Glory in the front, party in the back

Row A, Column 3.

Barber: “Do you want a helmet haircut”

Customer: “Yes an integral helmet”

I just walk into the barber and tell them to bring glory to my house, easy!

GLORY TO YOUR QUAFF!

Wookie hair styles are all that I see here

Is this row down, third from the left one of those pics of fat JD Vance with a perm?

Number three (if right to left) looks like "vulcan in the front, party in the back"

NGL, row 1 column 4 is kind of a vibe

goto haircuts[3][2];

workDatBowTie();

#10 mi'lord

I'd probably look pretty damn cool or at least have some weird sense of forced confidence with most of these, but I don't have the balls to even try these.

3rd row, 1st column Bubble’s dad?

4th row, 3rd column Peewee Herman?

Those aren't haircuts, they're hair-lmets

1st on 2nd row is just... wrong

Right through that fuckin' wall, Kevin…