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3mo ago

This is why we have a defense budget

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I'd rather see gooner shit than boot licking shit

I have seen far worse that is much more deserving of an air strike
- Like what?
  
  A stock Cybertruck.

I like huge anime titties more than this guy, but I have the decency not to advertise the fact to my neighbors.
- My neighbors just advertise their fascism. Ever notice how sexually repressed countries are more prone to war?
  
  Yeah, ever since the Americans got their seat at the council of fucking they have been going off the rails. Coincidence? I think not.
  E: boo, you changed it
- You should strive for this person's courage
- That's what I was thinking.
  Nothing wrong with boobs, but why put them on your tailgate?

No Trump stickers, I give it a pass

Honestly, I'd rather see this than the crazy fuckin maga bullshit people around here have. Could use more hot anime men on it tho.
- Chud in a jacked up F-350 with Molon labe bumper stickers, Don't Tread on Me License Plates, and a big Fuck-You QAnon themed MAGA Flag versus Weeb driving a Rice Rocket covered in horny anime stickers
  
  A guy on my street does both with bonus Elon simping while driving a Subaru

Nah, that weeb is probably fine. Save your missile strikes for the thin blue line/ammosexual/deranged trump supporter trucks
- So true. Save your hate for MAGA.
- There are a dozen teenage sailor moon cosplayers who likely have restraining orders to the contrary.
  
  I would say let's compare that to the MAGAts and see who has more, but MAGAts can get pardoned by Donvict #47, so it's not a fair comparison.

given where the world is these days ; I actually respect this truck owner

This guy probably missile strikes things for his job lol.
Like half the cars at our local airforce base have these stickers.
- Duuuude why is the air force full of weebs
  One of my coworkers was a female former air force mechanic and even SHE was a fuckin weeb
  
  Bombing civilians really does something to a person. We need to help them, not mock them.
  
  Could be lots of downtime, meaning lots of time to watch anime? But I also think there's way more weebs than people think and it's mainly in dangerous jobs like military that people lose their inhibitions, stop giving a fuck and just start bonding over whatever they like. Anime is just weird enough to be kept hidden initially, but also harmless enough to admit to your buddies.
  See also: ::: spoiler WW2 airplane pinups
  :::
- The state of the military concernes me...
  
  it should concern everyone

Not hurting anybody? Ya like big titties? Not sticking hateful MAGAT shit on there? What’s the problem? Give that man a metal of freedom.

What have you got against the IT staff?
- Programming socks

I dunno, boobs are more pleasant to look at than other crap I see on vehicles.

I have no idea who most of those characters are- which gives me an idea.
What if I just made a bunch of AI generic anime characters and symbols and put those stickers on my car? The hardcore anime guys would be like, "Wait, what show is THAT from!? That looks awesome... What's it from?" Just to passively drive a very specific type of person crazy trying to look it up.
- I think the anime people will instantly know they're AI and think you're just a coomer obsessed with anime titties in particular.
  What would be funny is to sticker bomb Teslas and Cybertrucks with shit like this.
  
  What would be funny is to ~~sticker~~ bomb Teslas and Cybertrucks ~~with shit like this~~.
- All you would be accomplishing is alienating the only group that wouldn't feel instant disgust when looking at your car.
  They don't even need to realize that it's all fake generated waifus, only that theirs didn't make the list.
- You could also do this with metal band logos (that would fuck me up)

Hey! I recognize some of those Monster Musume girls! That's some pretty harmless, wholesome ecchi stuff.
- harmless
  wholesome
  ecchi
  Mods, ban him.
  
  both of you get upvotes ^^
- Yeah there's Eris (was that her name?) On the right as well, Highschool DxD man that is nostalgic 13 year old stuff right there

I guarantee this person is far less dangerous than a truck with truck nuts, or a trump flag, or a thin blue line sticker.

I wouldn't mess with that truck if I were you. It's obviously boobytraped.
- Get out...

Better than truck nuts honestly
- Good way to get rear ended
  
  Ayooo

Not unless it belongs to a gestapo agent (ICE)
- Especially, so. They're already turning on each other.
  
  Do tell...

I know, officer. zips up pants But I did it for the memes.

I swear Nissan drivers are the most fucked up on average
- You must not have Dodge drivers in your area.
  
  Honorable mention to Ram drivers yeah. And tesla drivers.
- Not dodge?
  
  No, those are the drunk drivers, the angry ones specifically.
  
  Not Jeep?
- In terms of driver/car steotypes, I would prefer seeing this dork using their turn signals over any BMW or Tesla driver.
  
  I have a BMW and I kind of need to defend the turn signal thing.
  The turn signal design at least on my 2011 is a joke. It doesn't click down or up, it returns to center. The indicator arrows on the dash aren't super obvious during daylight. And you can't really hear it dinging if you have the radio on. It's really easy to think you're signaling but you're not and I've even been driving the same car for 10 years so it's not a skill problem
  I fuck up at least one signal per day and I always feel bad about it lol

Is that a "sexy" Daisy Duck?
- Redundant
- that's Bea, a gym leader from Pokemon Sword
  
  Jesus fuckin’ Christ SHE IS 16!!
  
  Ohhh. I thought it was like.. Duck legs or something. Don't ask me why.

Plot twist, the truck was vanity plated as ONANIST, but OP didn't know the meaning and covered it with the caption.
- I don't know the meaning, either. Temba, his arms wide?
  
  Masturbator, basically.

So, someone plastering boobs on his truck is a missile target, but a musky orange tanking the world economy for a pump and dump isn't?

When you are a broke bitch but still want an Itasha car
- I love that Japan has this phenomenon and recognizes the concentrated cringe at the same time. What a beautiful country. :') If only they could fix the whole working to death thing I'd go full weeaboo and try to immigrate there.

give this man a break, he owns a nissan truck.

That truck is virgin territory.
- More like a Virgin Island

Don't look back.
You can never look back.
- I thought I knew what love was.
  What did I know?

Yes sir, but first.
CORPORAL
ENHANCE IMAGE

Thanks I hate it.

It's an Oni-san

Honestly, I'll take it over those fucking ahegao hoodies that were briefly popular.

A missile is not enough... Deploy the pyro

I've seen way too many of these cars, both in my town and in other states. I always want to know what could compel this vibe but I keep my distance, and I've never seen a driver.

Some tweaker hobo is gonna hotglue his Nissan

Most japanese truck

i know we hate ai art but im working on creating an ai work of art to create as the end of civilization as we know.
it's basically this truck but all of the stickers are withers.

my wall looks like this but with posters. no lewd ones though, I don't like gooner stuff.

The ISR community is entirely made up of dudes who drive this truck lol

But why? I would not bomb it more than any other truck
- They cranked the cringe to 11... No, 12... To the point it's painful.

If you are ever at threat go to this person they have neither shame nor fear and would do unspeakable things if to thine foes if they like you.

It’s already been hit with and Itasha Mk-1 missle.

Lightening!

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