gar(ule)lic

This but onions. Just call me Edward Onionhands.

....i never met a cannibal who didn't like me...

Some of us smell like garlic just from eating garlicky food the previous day. We're so well-seasoned it wafts from our pores.

The odd thing about garlic fingers is that it smells nothing like garlic. Always takes me two attempts to figure it out

crispy handzszss

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I am a man made of meat, you’re on the internet looking at feet