Just use some plastic cover on the furnitures.
31"the only winning move is not to play". —WOPR
26Fun fact: The WOPR was an empty fridge box decorated with Christmas lights. I got to see it on set as a wee tot. My dad did all the computer graphics for Wargames.
Also another fun fact: the original prop for the WOPR still exists! It was sold at auction a couple years ago.
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Amber, but I'm gonna turn the tables and shit in her bed first.
21Jokes on you. That's her kink.
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I'm not certain who either of these people are.
20I'm jealous of you
39On the left we have Amber, Johnny Depp's ex-gf, that enjoys long walks on the beach and pooping on your bed when she's upset with you like an angry dachshund.
On the right, Will Smith's wife Jada Pinkett. Not sure where to start with her except to say I wouldn't trust her alone with your kids friends.
19Amber Heard: Johnny Depp's ex-wife. There was a highly popularized court case recently where it was revealed that she was highly abusive toward Depp, both physically and mentally. In one case, she threw a wine bottle at him, resulting in one of Depp's fingers being smashed apart. He had to go to the hospital to get it repaired. After the divorce, she would claim (and still claims) that Depp was the abusive one in the relationship.
Jada Pinkett Smith: Will Smith's wife. People have been picking apart the relationship recently and have realized that Jada does not love Will Smith. In fact, it seems that Jada is doing everything in her power to humiliate Will. She has admitted, without any remorse or shame, that she has cheated on Will with her son's friend. And in interviews, she would constantly speak badly of Will. Despite this, Will appears unwilling to let Jada go, and appears to still love her
15After the divorce, she would claim (and still claims) that Depp was the abusive one in the relationship.
That's how domestic abuse is often viewed by the offender. "Look at what you made me do!"
Disgusting.
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Your should consider yourself lucky, but I'll do you the disfavour of explaining that Heard is Johnny Depp's ex who was clearly highlighted as a horrid, horrid person in a recent trial, while Smith is Will Smith's ex, who cheated on him with their son's friend and who also seems pretty horrid.
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If you think Amber is a 10/10 you got some issues. Or you just really love having someone shit on your pillow
edit: the number of heard simps in this thread is disgusting
13Or you just really love having someone shit on your pillow
You just kink-shamed the second-best half of a perfectly good vore fetish.
Edit: grammar
-2Even legitimate degenerates can't stand scat - that's how you know it's okay to kink-shame them.
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Is there a pre nup? How long do I have to stay married?
5Double murder suicide ftw
5Heard is hot so duh
5Heard the turd I guess.
4Lazy meme. It can be anyone, anytime and any form of marriage.
4She's not even close to a 10/10. In that picture, I wouldn't give her a 7/10.
2Elbows too pointy
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Lol heard is closer to a 2 than a 10
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