A honk implies, in my mind, a quick press of the horn. I'd be holding it down until the traffic laws are once again obeyed
14Or it could equate to you REALLY loving Jesus
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Atheist: dies
Jesus: Welcome to heaven yo
Atheist: wtf
Jesus: yeah you honked that car so you got baptized by car horn lol
Atheist: nooooo
9That last line describes an antitheist more than a vanilla atheist. Frankly I'd be thrilled to die and discover I was wrong about there being no afterlife.
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Conversion tactic level 1000.
6"Breathe if you're a stupid dumb dumb head."
I reject their premise.
5[Grows gills in defiance, jumps in nearby river]
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I am grumpy today and also tired of Twilight Zone memes, but this one made me larff. :) Thanks
5Also Jesus is not unique name.
3Cut them off and shout, “MY DILDO’S NAME IS JESUS! MWAHAHAHA!"
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