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2y ago

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An unexpected side to gay porn

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so they pay their writers much better than the Hollywood.
got it.
- Or they just LET THEM WRITE instead of running everything through some asshole with an MBA
can we have good writing become commonplace in porn pls & thank
- It never works out. You get the occasional gem but the "Step sibling gets stuck in a doorway" model gets all the views.
  
  If not overused, that premise would make for a good porn comedy.
  "Help! I'm stuck [add scenario here]."
  Somewhere in another room, a game controller/remote/book gets tossed aside with a huff.
  "What did that little bitch do know?"
  
  help me, stepdoor
- yeah, why not. This isn't good writing, though.
  
  It's like a scene right out of good will hunting
  Good willy hunting
  
  i mean compared to your average porn it's award-winning lol
- No. I'd just skip to the action regardless.
  
  When I was a teenager, I'd stay up late and watch soft porn movies on Cinemax with the sound off so my parents wouldn't hear. I wasn't really concerned that I was missing out on the plot.
Wait, this isn’t Moneyball?
- Close: it's Moneyballs
  
  Best sequel ever
Source?
Baseball is just applied maths, really.
- This sounds like an XKCD
  
  #435: Purity, which inspired this
People who are good at math love baseball because they spend so much time on the bleachers waiting their turn to hit a ball. Baseball is also great for people who love knitting, mobile games, and queuing in lines!
No sauce?
MONEYBALL: The statistical analysis... My god, IT'S BEAUTIFUL
I know it's a lot to ask people understand baseball on a place dedicated to Tumblr of all things, and on Lemmy to boot (not imagining FOSS nerds and sabermetrics nerds are huge in overlap). Math legit is a huge part of baseball strategy.
90 miles an hour is overly generous.
- And here I was, total baseball noob, thinking they went on and off the field-... Never mind.
- Not for the pitches...
It's not? 😔
- I don't think one has anything to do with the other
  I'm pretty sure he was saying he liked math because he plays chess, not because he's gay
  
  Which makes no sense because chess is a logic and presupposition game, not mathematical. And someone's capacity for logic doesn't determine their ability to translate that between mathematical logic and positional logic.
  I get that it's just a lead in to a gay porn, but they could at least have their basic understanding of logical deduction and individual capacity correct.
- Wha...what does it mean when someone's sideways??? O_O
  
  swing both ways

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