Gandalf the Gary
34My mental image is now a snail wizard who lives in a pineapple under the sea.
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Gary? Yes, that is what they used to call me.
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Dark Gary doesn't seem to care. Light Gary however seems to be looking out for you.
21Dark Gary does have a bit of a honey badger vibe.
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There are two Garys inside you.
17Tell them to Funk off I didn't consent to this wtf
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Inside you there are two wolves, and they're both Gary
16A Gary divided against himself cannot stand.
14Dark Gary seems to know what he is doing. My bets are on dark Gary
13Dark Gary hasn't spotted us yet. Light Gary has.
Or... maybe Dark Gary has spotted us and isn't letting on... fuuuuck...
5Dark Gary knows. You can just tell.
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Dark Gary seems to have that dog in him
12Unlike light Gary, who's in the dog
5Holup
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Light Gary.
Both are equally strong, but when they're gasping for their last breath, Light Gary has more friends to come save him. It is only statistically though. Something like 53/52. The difference being someone's great grandmother not thinking much of Dark Gary generel appearance.
Once again Light Gary is saved by decades old fashion advice.
10A true battle of good Vs evil
9Oak, Gary
8There are two sides to every Gary.
6Permanently Deleted
6gary on the left looks normal to me... just a glimpse into my dark, twisted cycle path mind i guess... 😎
4Gunmetal gary rules all.
4Personally I prefer Charcoal Gary
5He's a solid guy for a cookout.
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He ain't got nothing on Pumpkin Gary.
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No matter who wins, we lose
1Didn't know you could purchase humans off of amazon /j
1Yeah, I thought that was Wayfair...
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