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ickplant @lemmy.world

2y ago

Your move

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Choices like this is why I gave up on Disco Elysium.
- Lick one of these himalayan salt lamps or fuck off
- FWIW, "failing" or fucking up is meant to be part of the point of disco elysium. It all progresses the story.
  
  Died of a heart attack once, getting the shirt from the ventilator. Didn't make that much progress :(
- It's such a good game tho :o

Why do people buy those lamps? They're ugly and have no health benefits.
- I buy a new one every January and lick it down throughout the year
  
  Oo, I might avoid doing that.
  But I'm sure it's tasty.
- They're delicious and you can feast on them in the dark. Features.
  
  Why feast in the dark when you can turn on the lamp?
- People generally have bad taste and are gullible.
- They tint the light yellow orange. Blue light can make it harder to settle down and sleep. Kind of like the nightmode for your computer screen but in real life.
- To lick of course.

Rub it down there for seasoning

Check if there are kitchen knives under the bed. There were. Still got laid, I regret nothing.

People still have Himalayan salt lamps??? I haven't seen one of those in at least 10 years lol
- You clearly haven't been to a therapist's office. We're required to have one by law.
  
  What’s sad is I almost believed that
  
  Does your username come from a mistaken identification?
  
  Needs some sort of signal for the science-literate that it’s just there for show and you actually do evidence-based practice.
- I always thought salt lamps looked cool and wanted one. I didn't learn until very recently that people thought they cleanse energy or whatever lol
  
  I like mine just because it’s pretty to look at
  and it tastes salty
- Say you’re not on tinder, without saying you’re not on tinder.

she wants the D

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