Imagine having to blow your instrument
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129ReplyImagine having to bang your instrument
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79ReplyImagine eating ass With your instrument.
-autoharp gang
45ReplyImagine not having an instrument to bang
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fingerpiano gang 17Reply
I'd rather people jerk off, finger or blow their beloved instruments than kicking and beating them.
15Replyyeah now im thinking how you put your lips on one end and then do a reach around on the other.
9ReplyThe rusty trombone is a classic.
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Composers be like here is a weird whistle to blow and the percussion gang has to do it.
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Imagine having to finger your instrument's clitorises for it to change notes.
34ReplyAnd that's not even touching what the French Horns are doing.
13ReplyTwisted fister makes her moan so good.
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With a trumpet you just change the jerking for fingering
32ReplyEither way you're blowing
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Imagine only having 3 buttons on your instrument. Brought to you by the woodwinds gang
28ReplyAs a trumpet player, this meme is hilarious. As a woodwind player, my wife sees this meme and says that it doesn't matter, the trombone is always too fucking loud sitting right behind her.
27ReplyDon't trumpets have a slide? Is this just slide envy?
9ReplyYeah the third valve slide.
To this day I never understood it's purpose as I'd lost the key ring to it and never used it.
My teacher said it was for getting the right tune when using the third valve yet my trumpet was always in tune even without using it.
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Trumpeteers are jelly because they don't have an equivalent to Trombone Champ
16ReplyWhat's the difference? You're blowing it anyway
16ReplyI don’t even want to know what the French horn players are doing to their instruments…
14ReplyI once had a friend that preferred dating French horn players. She liked the way they hold her.
7Replyfingering it. We tend to be upbeat about it.
1ReplyI'm mainly a trumpet player, but I do have a horn and occasionally fill in at my community college band, fingering is apt but I would also add "gently kissing".
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Violinist: sweats in vibrato
13ReplyMy 12 year son plays the trumpet. He'd love this meme.
But I will not show it to him.
11Replyhis only comment, as he turns away to try to hide the embarrassment forming in his cheeks, would probably be 'thanks. i.. uh.. already saw that one'
10Replylol that's probably a wise parenting decision.
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I’m sorry I can’t hear you over my trombone because it’s the loudest instrument in the band.
11ReplyCheckmate:
9ReplyWhy not just use an euphonium?
2ReplyBecause being direct about sexuality is far preferable than innuendo.
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You know what they say : Trombonists do it in 7 positions.
5ReplyAs a member of the euphonium gang, I approve of this meme
4ReplyIn Italian that instrument is called "trombone a tiro" and, well, it has a resemblance with the slang verb "tr*mbare" for some reason that only today I have figured out.
4ReplyYou can say bad words on the internet, we promise we won't tell your mom.
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You've never heard of "the rusty trombone"?
3ReplyIs that anything like the rusty venture?
4ReplyThat's why they all have spit valves
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Putting gang after your instrument was started by violin gang. Ling Ling > lung lung
2ReplyYes
1ReplyMastromboter
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