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Deceptichum @quokk.au

2mo ago

velosaur

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This implies the existence of an acceloraptor, and even better, the jerkraptor
- don't forget the snap, crackle, and popraptors!
  
  or the Yomamaisaraptor!
  
  Paleontologists across the world have been holding out on us! I demand they release the fossils of all the cool raptors!
- Velociraptor = ∫ Acceleraptor ⨉ Timeraptor
  
  ...+ Constraptor
- This joke is a bit derivative
- Don't forget Speedraptor!
  
  I didn't forget, I just don't know which direction that one ran off to!
  
  There’s a lack of consensus the matter. Some specialists claim that it belongs to the family of Amphetaminoraptors.

Shouldn't the raptors cancel though?
- Smh cancel culture these days
- So is it Distance(raptor²)/Time(raptor²)?
  
  No, Distance(raptor²)/Timeraptor, or Distanceraptor/Time.

Acceleraptor = ΔVelociraptor / Timeraptor
- Acceleraptor is a nice pokemon name.
- several derivatives down the line -> Snaperaptor

Except that velocity includes a direction component while neither distance nor time do. This would be a speedraptor.
- The equation produced a large number of speedraptors, but only the velociraptors survived over evolutionary time, because the non-velocity-aware speedraptors kept chasing their prey in the wrong direction.
- Displacemenraptor/timeraptor
  Actually that's still wrong.
  dDisplacemenraptor/dTime. Otherwise you cancel out the raptors.
  
  Or you could go with:
  undefined
  
  (Distanceraptor/ Timeraptor) * Vectoreraptor
  The d is only needed if it is changing.
- Yeah we need a directionraptor

Akshually that would just be Veloci. It should be Distanceraptor/Time. Raptor/Raptor = 1

The legendary timeraptor that can control time
- And the distanceraptor that got tired of all the interplanetary travel and the tourists it brought and said "GO AWAY!"
  
  Are those the diamond and perl pokemon?

But would the raptor/raptor cancel out so there must be a distanceraptor but no timeraptor, that’s just silly
- or distance(raptor)^2

Here's a few more pixels

Why not 'Chronoraptor'?

speedraptor don't care where you are.
speedraptor care about speed.
- Raptors can max out speed perception or distance perception, but not both. That's a law in physics.
  
  What does that effectively mean
- speedraptor don’t care where you are.
  Well of course, that would be the Positioraptor

velociraptor = distance(raptor)²/timeraptor
acceleraptor = veloci(raptor)²/timeraptor = distance(raptor)²/(timeraptor)²
momentumraptor = mass(raptor)²/velociraptor
...you know what, I'm going to use dinosaur derivatives instead. GIMME A CHICKEN!

You mean (Distance*Raptor)/Time

That's a Laser Raptor! Fuck!

Would a Velosaur not be riding a bicycle?
- Yo! Man. I got me down on the two wheels
  I got my own displacement
  And the time - by line - is rent
  Yo, man, got it down in the feels!
  Pick up them claws;
  We're opening doors
  An' when I integrate again
  I'm addin' that C, ya ken?
  Yo, man, check the map, yeah:
  I'm the Velo'C'Rapper

I there a directionless speed raptor?

So ... if two Luxvelociraptors form a square and a Massoraptor crashes into them ...

Timeraptor has arrived .... ALAN

A lot of Velociraptors out there, in Banks, Insurances, Companies and Policy

I don't know why, but this meme triggered me.

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