I'm Tessellation Kilmister, and you're listening to NPR.
I'm Tessellation Kilmister, and you're listening to NPR.


I'm Tessellation Kilmister, and you're listening to NPR.
Do people just know names of patterns and have a favorite?
I'm Camouflage Meatloaf and this is NPR.
Flashback to when you used to be able to make stuff like this your desktop background, just changing the pattern, color, and if it would fill/tile/stretch etc.
oh, its vermicular michaelis. right.
Paisley. I finally can stop calling it "that paramecium design".
Next you’re gonna tell me you don’t have a favorite bacteria.
Don't bacilli, everyone has a favourite bacteria.
Yea a lot of people do.
Hello, I'm Singleton Uematsu, welcome to NPR. Prepare for a major release of applause for the architect behind a truly class-ic framework, a gem of a developer: David 'The Rails Alchemist' Heinemeier Hansson!
What do you mean "we were not talking about software programming patterns"?
You made me look it up. Uematsu isn't dead
Singleton is your favorite pattern? We can't be friends anymore
That's fine, they can only have one instance of a friend at a time anyway.
Factory Marx kind of slaps
Welcome to Fresh Air; I’m your host, Seersucker Gesualdo.
“I’m Gingham Hoon and this has been Cereal: Solving the Mystery of Breakfast. Join us next week as we explore the Toast Timing Paradox”
I'm Camouflage Meatloaf... And... You're listening to AM radio I think.
I'm CADPAT Guthrie and I want to remind you that the second amendment includes liberals
I'm Tied-dyed Garcia, and this is NPR.
Why do I feel like the music cue after that statement is this.
Mandelbrot Cobain.
Or flip the pattern/singer to singer/pattern:
Chester Plaid
Herringbone Cash, at your service.
There's a fun game called "NPR host or Star Wars character?"
See how many you can get right!
Razia Iqbal
Cikatro Vizago
Kai Ryssdal
Ofeibea Quist-Arcton
Douali Xaykaothao
Jek Porkins (lol)
Edit: Answers: only the second one and the last one are from Star Wars. The rest are NPR
I don't know about the rest, but Jek Porkins died for the rebellion during the battle of Yavin, everyone who's seen at least the original film should know this.
Im not a major fan but none of those sound like Star Wars characters to me so imma guess: all NPR?
See, I was guessing all star wars
i'm Penrose Cash, filling in for Houndstooth Shakur, and you're listening to NPR.
I'm Fractal Morrison, and you're listening to NPR
Now here's Concentric Lamb with the weather.
Fractal Knopfler
Don't you scare me like that
Ah shit, it said deceased, sorry 😔 !
I guess I'm... Plain Mercury?
Solid Mercury.
Which is pretty cold...
0K... I'll stop.
Hi, it's you brother Polka Dot Mercury here.
“I’m Herringbone Bowie and this is All Things Considered.”
I'm Calico Morrison, and coming up next on The Delicious Dish, Pete Schweddy returns once again to give us a look at the methods his family has used to raise each pig that goes into a succulent Schweddy Wiener. So stay tuned and open your ears for Schweddy hogs, here on NPR.
First time long time here. Does Pete see the cost of Schweddy Balls going up with current market conditions for North American farmers?
Well I don't see a lot of happy hogs in our future, caller. My balls have never been in greater danger of being trampled by government officials. Imagine all our hogs are one package, and that package is about to be shoved into a dark, dirty, stinking hole. Unless we firmly grab that package and give it some sort of twist, American farmers are going to find it increasingly difficult to raise their hogs in the coming years.
Live, from Chicago's famous Studebaker Theater, I'm Herringbone Winehouse sitting in for Peter Sagal on Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me. Today's guests have all been rounded up by ICE, so Bill Kurtis and I will exchange obscure yet witty barbs while a sad trumpet plays a downtempo version of the Wait Wait theme in a minor key.
Youre listening to morning edition with Grunge Presley.
Joining me now is Flecktarn Winehouse.
Sounds like a Baldur's Gate 2 NPC
Global, local. I'm Paisley Cornell, and this is NPR.
I'm sorry.
I’m going with “Jimi Paisley”!
Blackwatch Clark
Paisley Lightfoot
Houndstooth Hendrix
That's legit the name of a Hobbit.
what's the pattern where you say "I'll never do to my kids what my parents did to me" then you do, and they do it their kids? and it just runs in your family for decades
Natalism
I’m Paisley Prine, up next, do podcast belong on the radio? This is NPR.
Houndstooth Strummer with the anti establishment update: the establishment is winning
Gyazoo, bitches! It's ya boi, Moire Gold, with 37 minutes of Heartpounding Silence With Intermittent Cthonian Whispers! Let's get started!
Chevron Shakur subbing in for morning edition. First up... just how many gummy bears can one put in their mouth? Scientists find out.
This is Marketplace with Dave Smith Aperiodic Monotile Schuldiner.
I'm Gingham Cornell and welcome to Dogs and Cats: Living Together!
This is Seersucker Van Zandt, and I'm asking you to go the phone...
"I'm Floral Cass and you've been listening to NPR"
Plaid Cobain
This is Ditzy Bowie and coming up next is… uh… hang on, I got it written down somewhere..
Houndstooth Peart?
Oh hey, fancy seeing your sibling here. It's me, Herringbone Peart.
I'm Toile Brockie, and you're listening to Wait Wait, Don't Taze Me
So, dropped this in a friendly meme thread and ended up with myself Solid Steele And my buddy Fuzzy Static. One gpt pass later and this abomination was birthed.
Also, my friend Houndstooth Bowie
I'm Sharkstooth Dawson, thank you for listening to NPR on your local member station.
Sharkstooth Lennon just for the extra punny.
I'm Deathwatch Gershwin and we are now entering our 3 day fund raising drive.
(Endless) Knot Cornell.
Hmm.
Ogee Sinatra.
Damn, that's a decent name.
This is Ogee Charanjit, and I'm here with Doris Kearns-Goodwin. We are discussing the unprecedented changes in presidential policy in the last 30 years.
All while set to a disco beat.
I'm KalimbaTvChannel Marley and it’s time to groove to some absurd aztec vibes on
Stripe Monk... I sound more like a woodland critter.
I can be Solid Wagner I guess lol
Herringbone Barrett
Or
Plaid Kantner
Hey there and welcome, I'm Paisley O'Riordan and you're listening to NPR.
I'm Sans-I/O Cobain, and you're watching Disney Channel
Damask Harrison at your service, and you’re tuned into Crackerbox Palace on WFMU outta East Orange, New Jersey.
Houndstooth Redding.
Fractal Hutchison!
Hello, you're listening to NPR and I'm Droste Effect Mozart. Up next is NPR.
I'm Honeycomb O'Riordan and you're listening to NPR.