Part shire. Part shadow. All hero

I can’t wait to watch the super cut where he runs around stabbing every goblin in the dick with Sting.

Directives:

1. Serve elevensies
2. Protect the Shire
3. (Up)hold the One Ring
4. Classified (ask Gandalf)

THE RING IS A GIFT TO THE FOES OF DETROIT. YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY.

Remember when Frodocop stabbed that orc in the dick?

Sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan.

I’d like to return the memory of this image please. I don’t want it in my head.

Looks like the Borg queen.

“Where are you coming from?”

..suspect smoking pipe…

“Alright then, keep your secrets”

Secret directive: The ring is mine!

You have 5 seconds to comply...and show me the road to Mordor.