Sounds great in theory

Totally agree.

I think we should all strive to do better. Unit tests, mock-ups, UX design, 2 week sprints with actual working deliverables, well documented use cases, every thing neatly stacked in Jira, dev,test,staging,prod environments, continuous integration and every thing else we are told to do.

Then reality sets in……

With all that said, 25 years as a dev, this utopian environment is almost impossible to find unless forced by regulatory compliance. Medical devices, life critical systems, etc. or if you have big piles of money.

then you probably spend ten times longer writing and re-writing tests

This is always what I've seen personally when people use TDD. And it's worse because the inevitable time crunch towards the end of the project means the developers stop maintaining the tests, which renders all of the work put into the tests up to that point useless.

It's also great for bug fixes. Write that sucker first and you have an easy way to reproduce the issue and check whether it's fixed.

Well put.

I mean, it sounds more like "The messier your project, the more difficult the unit testing". What you're describing sounds like issues with SRP and LoD. Which will inevitably happen as big projects get rushed, but let's place the blame where it belongs: rushing.

Yes unit tests take longer up front, but for projects that you need to update and maintain for a long time, they're a huge boon.

You can't do everything with a unit test obviously.

I always start with the basics for my test cases. Like, every test case has a name, and assert(true) in the body.

And often if you box yourself into an API before you start implementing, it comes out worse.

I always learn a lot about the problem space once I start coding, and use that knowledge to refine the API of my system as I work.

Exactly, from my experience, most of the time (primarily when I need to do something new) I start writing code, when it starts working then I am starting to refractor it so it doesn't look like crap.

Perhaps TDD would make sense, when before any actual work starts, we would have POC phase to understand what needs to be done.

After many failed attempts at TDD, I realized/settled on test driven design, which is as simple as making sure what you're writing can be tested. I don't see writing the test first as a must, only good to have, but testable code is definitely a must.

This approach is so much easier and useful in real situations, which is anything more complicated than foo/bar. Most of the time, just asking an engineer how they plan to test it will make all the difference. I don't have to enforce my preference on anyone. I'm not restricting the team. I'm not creating a knowledge vacuum where only the seniors know how yo code and the juniors feel like they know nothing.

Just think how you plan to test it, anyone can do that.

I had a coworker who was big into TDD. He was using it on a disaster project that was way over budget and long overdue. I was sitting in on a meeting between him and the client when he tried to defend the project's status by saying "you don't understand - we've written six times as much test code as actual code!" The client almost punched him.

IMO it doesn't matter what methodology you use if a) you don't have the ability to understand what the client actually needs, and 2) you can't code your way out of a paper bag (or to put it more technically, if you over-architect your solution and then can't solve all the self-inflicted problems you run into).

This reminds me when a senior engineer asked me to write exception handling on a one-off python script, not a production code - just a script devs can use internally. The "handling" was that the program should exit when a file is not found. He wanted me to try the file open, except the file error, print "file not found" message and exit(1).

Guess what, genius. Python already does that for you. No need to write an extra wrapper needlessly.

I much prefer having an in-memory database than mock what a database does.

Which sounds great in theory but then you get to find where your prod DB and testing DB differ and you have to keep chasing that. Unless you are using something like SQLite which has both (disk and in-memory) as an option.

I worked at a place that used a different in-memory DB (H2, IIRC) in place of our MySQL DB for testing. It ended up being hell to maintain and had to have hacks for how H2 and MySQL differ (tests would work in H2 but fail if run against MySQL or vice versa).

Also, I hate mocks. I spent so long learning all the test doubles to pass interviews: what’s the difference between a spy, fake, stub, mock, etc.

Oh good grief. I haven't even heard of half of those, and I've been writing code longer than most interviewers.

Also doing it with dependency injection and all that.

After struggling with several DI frameworks, I've come to the conclusion that DI is far too opaque and unpredictable to be useful.

OOP is also intentionally opaque, mind you, but debuggers can see through it if necessary, so that's fine. DI, on the other hand, is opaque even to debuggers!

I much prefer having an in-memory database than mock what a database does.

I much prefer using the same DBMS for tests as the one used in production. That way, I can use its special features (like arrays as query parameters), and avoid bugs resulting from differences between DBMSes (which would only appear in production).

You obviously can’t always get replacements for things and you’ll need to mock and I get that. I just prefer to not use them if I can.

Indeed, and you usually can. Even if your system involves a bunch of services that normally run on different machines, who says you can't spin up instances of them as part of the test? Tests are arbitrary code and can do anything that any other program can do, including starting subprocesses. Just be sure to terminate them once the test is finished, even if it fails.

I like to mock up dependencies with Docker Compose, then run all the tests against that. Keep the compose file in the repo, of course. I don’t tend to build a lot of real unit tests unless I’m doing something very novel and self contained. When you’re just assembling a service out of REST libraries and databases, integration testing is mostly what you want.

Send help? We're all caught in the same fire.

I feel you, man. 🍻

Yep. I’ve been there.

Make it maintainable should be up there too.

I’ve worked with projects that does the right thing, but no one can add new features to it because it’s a nightmare to work with. It’s at the level of not being able to move a button on the UI without breaking how the software interacts with the cloud.

Add make it cheap and you got yourself a deal

Pick two.

I think you have a point with the moving target, but also I believe that development should pretty much always be a moving target. You should be refactoring your domain based on new experiences and new knowledge all the time. So, personally, I find integration tests much more useful, because they test the input and output of a system, rather than how it's implemented. I can change my domain without having to modify my tests and that makes changes to the domain much simpler.

That being said, I also definitely recognize the advantages of TDD, I just don't think it's a silver bullet; there's good projects for it and bad ones

Yeah but getting the hang of it is the hard part. I don't know any dev in my company or my circle that uses it; we all did learn about it alright.

It is a lifesaver in some cases

There's some things called software architecture, requirement engineering and software design. More dev teams should try this.

You don't write a whole app in tests and then write the whole app in code, you make tests for the functionality as you go.

The Test part of TDD isn’t meant to encompass your whole need before developing the application. It’s function-by function based. It also forces you to not have giant functions. Let’s say you’re making a compiler. First you need to parse text. Idk what language structure we are doing yet but first we need to tokenize our steam. You write a test that inputs hello world into your tokenizer then expects two tokens back. You start implementing your tokenizer. Repeat for parser. Then you realize you need to tokenize numbers too. So you go back and make a token test for numbers.

So you don’t need to make all the tests ahead of time. You just expand at the smallest test possible.

I don't know if you're joking or not. I suppose tdd will help know what you need before you start.

There are circumstances that benefit from writing such tests, it's not so simple.

Good way to figure out how an unknown code base works is to add unit tests tho

How does that even correlated?

This is very true.

Unfortunately most product managers SUCK at designing or making software.

Agile tries to fix this be supporting frequent iteration.

Unfortunately most programmers SUCK at writing good code.

TDD tries to fix this by forcing the consideration of end results (testing) at the beginning. It forces programmers and product teams to actually think and work. Make clear design decisions earlier on, but not to the point of waterfall.

It’s just a giant cesspool of failure due to human laziness that usually falls on the shoulders of QA.

Bottom line, making good software is hard. It takes time. But the market won’t support slow development. The business and sales teams remind me of Veruca Salt in Willy Wonka.

Cock and Ball torture simply must be done right

Casino Royale had a nice demonstration.

The dev who don't know how to TDD their poorly designed object oriented spaghetti code are downvoting you, lol. Wear that with pride, but be sure to charge extra when it's time to fix their shit.