Dick Van Dyke Was Set to Team Up with Ed Asner for Remake of ‘The Odd Couple’ Before Asner's Death: 'The Curse of Living to Almost 100'
Dick Van Dyke Was Set to Team Up with Ed Asner for Remake of ‘The Odd Couple’ Before Asner's Death: 'The Curse of Living to Almost 100'

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Dick Van Dyke Was Set to Team Up with Ed Asner for Remake of ‘The Odd Couple’ Before His Death: 'The Curse of Living to Almost 100'

Billy Crystal joke.
99 year old man and his 97 year old wife go before the judge requesting a divorce.
Judge asks if this is a sudden decision. "Oh, no your honor, we've been pretty unahppy for a while."
"So why did you stay together?"
"We were waiting for the kids to die."