Musk sports black eye at White House farewell with Trump
The tech mogul, whose time as a special government employee has ended, explained how he had got the bruise.
He hasn't fought with anyone you guys, he's been high as fuck and hit his face on a table or something.
Got slapped in a throuples spat.
Doubt it. Pussies like him avoid physical conflict at all costs, even though they would never admit it.
I'm like 99% sure he's just taken a line too strong of ketamine and literally zoned out and hit his face on the table. He's right handed right? So he'd take his right hand to his nose and snort with his left nostril, then have that hit a bit too hard and fall on the right side of his face.
I LOVE that he thinks his leaving government to refocus on Tesla will solve the sales issue Tesla has been experiencing.
He just does not get it.
That picture doesn't look like the picture of a guy who will finally deliver self driving cars after promising they were less than one year away for the last 20 years.
The drugs ate his already small brain
The sad thing is if he steps away from politics, I think the outrage will subside in a couple of months. The public doesn't have that strong a memory in the best of times, with the pace of news nowadays, very few people will remember how much of problem he was being.
So yes, just locking him out of the spotlight would be enough. His leadership is not great, but distracting him could really save Tesla's image.
I am hopeful that the pain continues for him. Tesla was the only option for a few years for an EV with >100mile range and a nation wide system for charging. Those things are not true anymore. I mean I got chargers near my visitor center tourist area with a population of ~40k ffs. He had a monopoly and a comically inflated stock valuation. The stock is currently seeing a proper rebalance now that there is competition. Dude had a defacto monopoly, and pissed it away to do two Nazi salutes. He likely will never be actually broke, and Tesla isn't going away completely anytime soon. But any economic pain he endures is a slight glimmer of hope.
The problems with tesla are not really about his involvement with the government, but that he's being outcompeted by BYD and other Chinese EV manufacturers.
Unfortunately, you're probably right.
Wasn't Tesla the company that had a person (or group of people) dedicated to distracting him, thereby letting the rest of the company actually do work?
what do you call a Nazi with a black eye?
a good start
He was tripping balls at that event.
Damn the aliens in the walls were singing lullabies to him apparently.
Yes - it seems odd not to report both.
Hitler enjoyed when his inner circle fought with each other. Elon Musk is going out on good terms. The rich have solidarity in their class. Instead of focusing on Elon Musk, maybe you should focus on the dystopic security state that is being built by Palantir. Peter thiel is the anti social Angry gay man who runs that shit.
Kid got tired of being used as a human shield in public.
Probably fell and cracked his head while down the k-hole.
Who cares?! He is a fascist scum!
Oh don't worry, he just tripped and fell into a doorknob from a door that someone was swinging into his stupid face.
Edit: fixed typo
Should have been a sack of doorknobs.
Never seen a more beautiful shiner.
It suits him, although two would be even better. Also, I'd love to see him picking up his former teeth.
“I told X to hit me in the face” (paraphrased)
If only that kid had had a sharp object in his hand at the time. He’s already on his way to being a Numba 2. 💩
father of the year using his kids as prop, again. much family values, very Christian wow
Is that roughly the size of one of Brigitte's bony fingers?
That shiner looks more like someone was sending him a strong message. To be a fly on the wall...
Cool. Tell him to take more. Like 10x more. He can afford it.
Him and Steve miller got into it
Right wing ideology is ultimately self destructive because it’s literally built on being selfish.
Did Stephen Miller hit him with the left jab?
Broken clocks and all that
In a world where billionaires exist, by rules of ethics, as long as they exist, we are all defending ourselves from them.
he took a cheeto to the face
Please help me out here. I swear to god, he has given that "I asked little X to ____ me" line a second time. The first time was months ago. Am I imagining things?? It's such a weird deja-vu.
The ketamine side effects probably had him fall and/or bump into something.
Yeah, honestly, as much as I want there to be some drama here, he probably did this to himself by accident. The kid punching him story is stupid, fake, gay, dumb, etc. Nobody really believes that shit.
If someone did actually punch him, he would have lost his shit, there would be a much larger fallout.
He's just a drug addict (not a bad thing, lots of beautiful people are, let's not shame), who is abusing others around him as a result of his drug abuse. He probably just hit his head on something while fucked on Special K/E/Adderall/etc.
Not trying to give credit to Elonazi. I just remembered that my kid (~19 months) smashed the babyphone onto my head. I would have gotten a black eye for sure if he would have hit it. Still love him. My son, not Elonazi, of course.
His mind is on the verge of becoming complete mush due to drug abuse isn't it?
He looks and sounds like a druggie that will soon become homeless due to complete disassociation with reality, how can this even happen with personal doctors and clinics, and diets, and cosmetologists and whatever else?
He's the wealthiest man in the world, what do you mean "how does this happen?"?
"verge of"
Bro he went off that ledge like 10 years ago
Micheal Jackson had all those things and still OD’d on tranquilizers.
Drugs can be a helluva drug. Also billionaires don’t think that anyone else has the right to tell them “no”.
Also, Musk is notoriously overconfident that he can learn anything better than experts. No doubt in my mind he's decided how much ketamine and other drugs he "needs," and has pliant doctors to agree.
Verge? I think he's been well past that point for a while now.
The video of him here is pretty suspect too. Sure looks like he's rolling on some shit.
When is he not?
With his head normally so far up his own ass, this is more probable than a physical scuffle.
Don't you think he looks tired?
Nice doctor who reference :D
He puts the cunt in contusion. Works better out loud rather than written though.
"can you imagine, calling him an employee?"
Hey get this, if you're a worker in any industry Trump doesn't respect you.
Which was literally the premise of The Apprentice
Give him more
Musk was also asked about his bruised eye, which he attributed to rough-housing with his five-year-old son.
Not news
Just when you thought he couldn't look any worse...
Worse? I think he looks great with a black eye. He'd look even better with another black eye.
He'd look absolutely gorgeous with a bullet hole in between them.
I'd encourage him to explore this new fashion.
Literally triggered a vomit response for me. I hate every bit of that video. How is this actually happening?
Big daddy T showed him...
“In other news, Trump was seen sporting a cast on his left hand”
