Do you know how much power I'd have to give up to be President?

And then, bewilderingly, re-elect you.

I mean the entire country is letting him get away with it, one half is doing it enthusiastically.

What is the other half doing, may I ask?

But what did One Direction have to do with it all?

Man, I wish Lex Luthor was president.

Two good ways to write Lex Luthor:

"There's no way people could be so naive."

"Everyone but me is a complete moron!"

Lex Luthor is to smart to pull out off though. He'd have to lose at least 150 IQ points first.

Superman, where are you?

^^And ^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry

Half? I dont see a french revolution right now...