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fossilesque @mander.xyz

6d ago

Hit it and quit it

CunkPosting @lemmy.world

Hit it and quit it

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I do that, on purpose ofcourse, don't want to take up too much of her time
- A true gentleman.

The Teenage Mormon strategy!
- Don't forget jump humping!
  https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hump+Jumping&page=2
  "When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."
  Religon is a hell of a drug
- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soaking_(sexual_practice)
  
  Articles have stated that soaking does not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted infection and may still result in pregnancy.3]
  …All the risk without the fun… Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.
  
  Is
  Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?
  Like sex is awesome, this is
  I can't think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck
  
  Fuck. I was so thrown by the weird preview picture that I didn't even register that there's an entire Wikipedia article for it.
  
  Those images lol
- The teenage mom strategy

I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There's no biological reason for why that can't happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You'd be less exposed to predators etc
The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it's a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding
- Actually there is afaik a biological reason: Take it with a grain of salt,though - It's a long time since I attended these lectures. The repeated insertion increases the need for lubrication(which increases sperm transport after ejaculations) and making sure the vaginal canal is opened fully.
  Again, it's a long time ago I had that lecture and it might not be up-to-date,so someone please confirm this.
- so that means sex with neighbors should be acceptable? if true I have some great news for my ex!
  
  The world would be a far far better place if we were all just horny, depraved, sluts

Lots of animals unironically do this.
- Don't call me an animal, but yes.
  
  It's all right. Deep down, we are all animals.
- Hummingbirds!

People praise the female reproductive system as miraculous because it can make a baby in only 9 months. Like that's neat and all, but my reproductive system can make a baby in approximately 13 seconds, so I don't see what all the fuss is about.
- On a serious note, female reproductive system is extremely fucked and overcomplicated and a great example of how evolution makes something that works, not something that is perfect.
- That's correct according to the "at conception" crowd! Why have silly words like "embryo" and "fetus" when you can just call it a "baby" or "person" and give it the same complete lack of medical and financial assistance as the born children and people in your red states?
- Or a spider in 8 seconds
  
  Le'whatthefucknow?
- Human gestation is 10 months
  
  Human gestation is 10 months
  "Full term" pregnancy is ~40w from last menstrual period, or ~38w from conception. There are ~4.345 weeks/month, putting full term at ~8.75 to ~9.2 months. Note the 9.2 months includes ~2 weeks before fertilization.
  (Not sure if I'm being whooshed or not...)
  
  If every month was February? Or are you from a different planet?

My boyfriend can do that
- Did he win?
  
  Speedrun sex any%
  
  No

Wait that's not how it's supposed to be?

Is this a new season of Philomena Cunk?

Who is it? The impala? Thompson's gazelle? One of those that does exactly that, it takes like a fraction of a second
- I feel like you’re calling me names. 😔
  
  Don't feel bad, you come from a long line of men who got it done before buyer's remorse set in.

I mean... It could but you have to have pretty good control over the muscles in your vagina so the dick can do its thing.
That's basically how dogs work. 🤷🏻‍♂️
- Had that kind of activity with a woman with very impressive muscle control once, it was very interesting.

You guys are going in and out?
- I never go in. Only out.
  
  I never go out. Only in.

Just use the salmon method
- Return to the hatchery from where you were born to be ripped apart for meat?
- Drop on the deck and flop like a fish?

!c/cunkposting@lemmy.world

By far the best quote from the movie.

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