Anywhere, any time

That's a bad crop of a good crop

Teachers on the other hand would be in heaven.

"no doctor allowed" without the sign stating "no doctor allowed"

Oooh, I just remembered I have apples in the fridge! Thank you meme.

Apple Orchards have some of the worst healthcare on the planet

The tragic consequences of staying home for “apple-picking season.”

I bet that smells so good

This right here is a wasp's idea of heaven.

Actually "an apple a day" is like homeopathy. It only works with one apple. Any more, and the smell of cyanide starts to have the opposite effect.

Big Apple has cropped this picture to fool you. There's really a horde of doctors bearing down on this field from just off-screen.

So apples work on doctors like garlic on vampires...