Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Clinicallydepressedpoochie @lemmy.world 2mo ago Heh, poop. See you all on the other side
"Hey do you know what the difference between a candle and poop is?""No...?""Remind me never to ask you to get birthday cake candles."
"Listen to the prophecy, my child. When this candle burns out, I will have finished pooping. See you on the other side"
"Hey do you know what the difference between a candle and poop is?"
"No...?"
"Remind me never to ask you to get birthday cake candles."