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Admiral Patrick @dubvee.org

2d ago

"Computer, activate the EMH"

I'm not proud of this one, but sunk cost fallacy kicked in and had to see it through.

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"Please state the nature of... what the hell?"
- Totally inaccurate...EMH's don't have rank. EMHarry has a lower tank than real Harry
  
  That was originally true, but Captain Janeway mage an exception. Now Harry fetches coffee for EM Harry, even though EM Harry doesn't drink coffee.
- Unbelievable! (That Harry Kim would ever rise above the tank of Ensign. Now below that rank... that would be believable!:-P)

- That could be anyone's
- Oh, I'd love to be a holographic wiener.
  That is what I'd truly like to be.
  'Cause if I were a holographic wiener,
  Everyone would be in love with me.
  
  [Except Seven]

What do you think you’re doing?! I am a sentient being, altering my programming in this way is incredibly insulting!
- I appreciate you being so frank with us, Doctor.
  
  I'm being as frank as I can, I can't frank further.
- presses some keys and the EMH starts punching himself in the face
  "Why you hitting yourself?"
  
  Do you wanna get murdered by Badgey? 'Cause that's how you get murdered by Badgey.

We're all just trying to find the guy who did this and give him a spanking.
- Evil, wicked, naughty Zoot!

- It's wild how if Tim Robbins and the EMH got Tuvix-ed, the result would be Rimmer from Red Dwarf.

You should be ashamed!
/s
Fr though this is awesome 😎 I want to see more stuff like this! I have no takent for such, but I am glad that you do.

Ask me about my holomatrix!

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