Fox news trying to explain github.

A pull-request to forked your reposotory obviously.

An e-note is a full step above a d-note and a half step below an f-note.

A little less formal than an e-mails.

It's part of the new Business Douche language word salad.

When you're on the information superhighway, in cyberspace, sometimes you want to send someone some information (datums). Sometimes an electronic mail is too formal or cumbersome for that, so you instead send them digital text messages, basically cybernetic telegrams, called e-notes.

Didthey stutta?

It's like intraoffice e-mail.

poll roquest

A reposotory is a suppository you can share with others when asked with an e-note.

It's the thing you insert inside your butt to feel better.

Repsuppository.

Shove this code back up your arse.

Pronounced REE-poe-SOH-tuh-ree

When i was around 12 years old i thought it was "respiratory"

Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).

Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.

Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.

I think I even got the word count down.

Why even bother explaining those terms if you only have that much screen space.

You'd probably spell words correctly though, right?

Repository: a collection of related computer code, like related files in a filing cabinet

Fork: a copy of a repository at a certain point in time, like a fork in the road, they diverge from that point

Pull request: a request that a repository owner incorporate your changes into their files.

Sharing is a type of communism, of course.

What you do with your thoughts and prayers when another dozen children are massacred. BY RIFLES. WHILE THEY WERE UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION. AT A SCHOOL.

“CI” - “Come In” which is what your boss says when they ask for a meeting after you thought it was fine for that one line change to skip CI and it broke something

The Fox News intern probably didn't need a ton of water and the energy of a small country just to be trained, though.

*reposortory(sic)

Good news! It's a suppository.

they both will

Either that or they're doing the same amount of research they normally do. It's hard to tell.

From Fox News? Couldn't be.

It's 10pm, do you know where your Secrets are?

Fact-checking is one thing, but they didn't even spell-check.

Well, – you see – a colon can never follow quotation marks, in traditional typography: only ever two hyphens~

I'm sure they could have afforded an em dash.

Its a bit charitable to call fox news journalists.

"Hopefully it will help with shit. Let's talk to the originating author, Aasish Pokhrel."

Because of "reasons"

Because trashy people never saw Austin Powers and updated their use of quotation marks to denote sarcasm.

Quotation marks were historically used to add emphasis to text, the way asterisks are used today. Old people who refuse to change and don't realize their way of writing is actively making fun of themselves still use them this way. These are also the people who watch Fox.

This was when they either went public or were bought by microsoft iirc.

You know how scam emails intentionally include mistakes because they want to filter out smart people? Same idea.

Reasonably smart people will see this and go "this is garbage". The idiots will go deeper, and become loyal gop voters.

A series of tubes.

Description says the screenshot is at least 12 years old, though asking google at the time would have probably at least yielded the correct spelling of repository, so I wouldn't go as far as to dismiss your conclusion