1 yr. ago • 90%

What is the worst placement for a tattoo?

Share if you have any specific motives as well!

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Face. It speaks before you do, saying the same thing regardless of venue.

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- I saw some YouTuber tattoo artist say that people that have face tattoos either 1) Do not give a fuck or 2) Know themselves extremely well.
  
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  Or 3) are idiots
  
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Urethra

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- Is that even possible?
  
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  Feasible*
  
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- Especially if you're Hank Hill.
  
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  Bwaaaa
  
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I know a guy who has Elmer Fudd next to his asshole with a speech bubble which reads "Come on out you wascally wabbit!"

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- Haha that's great! Had to google elmer fudd but I got it 😄
  
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Tip of the nose, super sensitive so will hurt like hell, weird shaped so hard to do anything good, and it's right in the centre of your face so it's a jobstopper.

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- Hmmm wondering what would be an "adequate" motive there
  
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My best friend's birth mother (he was adopted) has a tattoo of a butterfly on her butt which anyone only knows about because she wears her pants low enough you can recognize antennas.

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- I knew a guy who we all called "Punkin" because he was the singer in a punk band and had a tattoo of a pumpkin on his butt. He showed literally everyone that tattoo. When I was introduced to him, he said, "you want to know why they call me that?" And then immediately pulled down his pants to show me his butt tattoo. I then watched him do it 3 more times as he met new people.
  
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  Gotta love the pun.
  
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Inner bottom lip. Extremely painful, never turns out well, and dosn't last very long

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- Sweet! What does mine say?
  
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- See idiots.
  
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- I'm guessing you were a young adult or older teenager during the scene days.
  
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Eye

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I've seen a pic of some guy with a lady tattooed on his chest and belly with his belly button operating as a vagina, pretty fucking grim tbh

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I watched a video from Gibi ASMR, who's getting tats all over her legs. For the one behind her knee, she spent time after with her leg in a splint, 'cos she was worried that bending her leg would affect the tattoo whilst it was healing.

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- That's interesting! Easy to miss out on the practical aspects.
  
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I would say your ballsac. Just the most tender vulnerable area.

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- I guess you would wax that guy as well? Or laser it?
  
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Saw a TikTok where a guy got Waldo tatted on his taint

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- Okay that's hilarious though.
  
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- Right in the middle of the act... THERE HE IS!
  
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Saw a fly on a glans penis before.

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Eyelids.

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- Kinda cool though, but yeah
  
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On a dog.

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- My doggo has tattoos - one in each ear. (She a retired racing greyhound.)
  
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  Cool. Cool cool cool.
  
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- That is indeed awful, never heard of anyone tattooing animals!
  
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  I found an article about artists practicing on pigs.
  
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On your toddler.

Because, say, you knew the other parent was about to get full custody.

Or just because you're really into Louis Vuitton.

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- There's room for creativity at least "HE IS MINE!! / MOM" "CALL 911 IF YOU SEE THIS CHILD"
  
  also perhaps, a bit, depressing
  
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- Wait, people do that?
  
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Your whole body actually

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