I can't believe that we have reached the point as a civilization where I'm legitimately not sure whether or not this was intended as satire.
150It's an account with a lot of bad jokes with some gems dropped in.
55Poe's law in action
26If you put all your titles like he does behind his twitter handel I assume hes self important enough to genuinely believe this. Like no ones got time for you long ass name, pick the most important one and pit the rest in your bio.
1It’s a satire account
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They can find their tip in the field where I grow my fucks
85How goes this years harvest?
11My fucking yields have been low this year. I have very little to give.
16Worse than last year. Seems to be a trend that the yield gets worse by the year
3
It'll be pretty easy to find it given that the field is barren
3Bold of you to assume that there will be a tip amongst my non-existent fucks
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It's a parody account you guys...
Brilliant satire, but Poe's Law seems to be in full effect.
65phew
1Glad there is a chance for humanity after all.
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I should send my landlord one of those church fake bills, but with “get a real job” instead of a church info
61You'll get your rent when you fix this ****** door.
57Well, there's your problem. The door is made of asterisks, when it should be made of door.
54I'm imagining a door made from many tiny doors (like pet doors but smaller) and it sounds terrible
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What? We already give our whole paychecks to our landlords. How could we possibly give them more?
If landlords aren't happy with the rent they receive, they need to get a real job and work their asses off every day all day long like everybody else does.
40The Twitter account is a meme account, they don't actually expect you to tip your landlords, although I've seen landlords that do expect such.
35Yeah I gathered it was satire, but the mere thought of it made me jump straight to interpreting it as reality because I wouldn't be surprised if some landlords do feel that way!
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i'd happily tip my landlord over the side of a building
39I’ll tip them into a fucking ditch, sure
34Thank you Dr. PP
20If my tenants tipped me I’d be pretty offended and would just count it against their next rent payment
Like you wouldn’t tip your doctor or your lawyer or your mechanic, what the fuck is this shit
14I'll tip you negative $1000
12How about they tip me? They tip waiters, but not the people who give them free money every month.
10Aint no rent moratoriums stfu
7this cannot be a real tweet
6Fuck them. And also Dr. Parik Patel. Bloody behenchod.
1blue check ._.
1LMFAO, I think I'll pass.
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