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2w ago

What's a random line from a movie that fans of it will instantly know?

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“Allo, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”
- The best part of that is Inigo's revenge on Count Rugen. It was the absolute perfect revenge. He literally dealt out every wound Rugen ever dealt him. A stab to both his left and right arm, a cut on his left and right cheek, and finally a stab to the gut. This, along with him getting stronger every time he repeated his mantra, makes it one of the greatest moments in all of cinema.
  
  In the script, the author says that the fight between Inigo and Wesley is the second greatest fight in the history of the movies. The final fight is supposed to be the best ever.
- “Wove. Twue wove…”
- Inconceivable!

I'll be back.
- An absolute classic one-liner. Arnold Schwarzenegger is an absolutely amazing actor.

PC load letter! What the fuck does that mean!?
- Watch your cornhole, bud.
- Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.
- "Did you get the memo? I'll print you a copy."

We are the knights who say nee
- You must bring us.... a shrubbery!
  
  He will give us all a good spanking!
  It's just a flesh wound.
  What do you mean, African or European swallow?
  There are some who call me... Tim.
  Bring out your dead!
  I've got an idea, why doesn't Lancelot go?
- Nu!

I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley
- Picked a fine day to quit sniffing glue.
  
  "A hospital?! What is it?!"

Multipass
- Negative. I am a meat Popsicle.
- Yeah yeah yeah she KNOWS ITS A multi pass

As you wish!!!!!
- FUCK YESSSSSS PRINCESS BRIDE!!!!!!
  Absolute timeless classic!! :D
  
  Are you sure? It's also in Star Wars - "Vader, release him."

Im tired of all these mother fucking snakes... On this mother fucking plane.
- I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!
  
  From 'DC Cab.'
  The cabbies are looking for Bruce Lee. Fianlly one spots a drive-in movie showing a movie and the cabbie reports, "I see that Kung-fu mother fucker."
  In the TV version it's "I see that Kung-fu Master Fighter."
- "Everybody strap in! I'm about to open some fuckin' windows."
  One of the greatest lines Samuel L. Jackson ever said. Ever.
- Apparently the title was supposed to be changed. “Snakes On A Plane” was just a project title so they could print scripts while they workshopped a better name. But when Samuel L. Jackson found out they were going to change it, he threw a fit; Apparently the funny title was a large part of why he had even agreed to the role at all. So the studio agreed to keep it.

"Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man."
If you cannot identify this line...
"Obviously, you’re not a golfer."
- “Uh, well sir, it's, uh, this rug I have, it really tied the room together... uh...”
  
  A lot of ins, a lot of outs, and what-have-you

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?"

“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
- "Inconceivable!"

"Nice beaver!"
"Thank you! I just had it stuffed."

Hey, Farva, what's that restaurant you like with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?
- Shenanigans?
  holds pistol out to Cap oooooh!
- You mean Shenanigans?
- Oh no, there's soap in my coffee

yippee ki yay...
- "WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL!"
  Die Hard!!!
- Yippie kayak other buckets!

Get to da choppa.
- Proceed to the helicopter

One ping only.
- Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please
- “Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets.”
- You've lost another submarine?

I don't like sand.

Hello there.
- !Ah, general kenobi!<
  
  :: low pitched bird type squawk::

Good news, everyone!
- Yeah Futurama

One million dollars!
- puts pinky to mouth
- One... glances to the side hundred... more furtive glances billion... number two giving thumbs up and nodding dollars!

The line must be drawn here!
- You broke your little ships.
  
  "Captain, I believe I speak for the entire crew when I say, 'To hell with our orders'".

“We’re with you, Mister the Kid!”
- Be excellent to each other!

Nice fukkin' model!
Honk Honk
- "Beetlejuice... Beetlejuice... Beetlejuice."
  "It's showtime."
  (breaks out of ground with carnival ride on his head)
  "ATTENTION, KMART SHOPPERS!"

Hack the planet!

"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner."
- I wish you'd get outta my life and shut up.
- Gross

"I'm like a leaf in the wind. Watch how I soar."
- Still hurts.
  
  Yeah man, that scene broke me. No lump in my throat, no simple sniffles, my big ass was full on sobbing.
- *I am a leaf on the wind; watch how I soar.
  I say that waaaaaay too much when shit gets stressful

Aaaadriaaan!

"'Empire' had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets."
- "in a row?"
  
  "I wasn't even supposed to be here today!"

"Let's go eat, huh?"
Or for one that has more or less pierced the cultural zeitgeist:
"Oh hi Mark"

can he swing from a web
no, he can't, he's a pig
- LOOK OUT
  he's a spiii-iiii-iiiider piiiiiiiiiiiig

ludicrous speed… GO!

Everybody got that? ...Good.
- “How many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?”
  
  I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes!
- "What about you guys?"
  "WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!"
- When will then be now? Soon.

It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
- We can't forget about this famous line from the movie.
  "You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."
  
  I'm not sure it's one and done. I've been meaning to try to find a copy of the book and forgetting.

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

“This town needs an enema”
- Did you ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
  
  "Bob, gun."
  Bob hands Joker a gun.
  Joker immediately shoots Bob.

Hasta la vista, baby

the hammer is my penis
- "Bad horse! Bad horse! He rides across the country - the thoroughbred of crime!"
  
  Nation. Sin.
  
  And I won't feeeeeeeel
  a thing

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

Cast it into the fire!!

Yes, have some.
- I looked at the trap Ray.
  
  I'm too terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought

No ticket.

OP specifically asked for a random line but everybody's posting carefully selected lines.
- Mmm no clue what movie this is from.
- That's kind of the point though, isn't it?
  If I were to post with "Extend the plank!" there's a near zero chance that even fans of the movie, or even the franchise, I'm thinking of will get the movie right. If I instead say "Who am I to argue with the Captain of the Enterprise" a normie might guess Star Trek, a true nerd and fan of the franchise will peg that instantly as from Star Trek Generations
  Edit: That said, there are several lines in this thread that aren't necessarily only recognizable to fans or people familiar with the movie, but instead just pop culture references.

"what's the symbology?"
- SYMbolism what is the SYMbolism?!
  
  Cause I'm an expert in
  Nameology

A gun rack? A gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do...with a gun rack?

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Zoltan!
- And theeeeeen?

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!'
(This is a trick question that has two right answers)
- UHF, obviously https://youtu.be/gx6TBrfCW54
  
  Spatula City!

"Don't mess with the Jesus."

You said wet shirt don't break, not piss shirt bend bar.

The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in our lives. We work to better ourselves and the rest of Humanity.
- Sounds Swedish.
  
  That's the one I remember lol
  edit: that and, "I'm not detecting any leaks"

"Snake Pliskin? I thought he was dead."

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