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  • Surely you can’t be serious. I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

    Also same movie: Today I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

    • "Klaatu barada nikto"
    • "Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha"

    The first one is a classic. The second one may not be as familiar but still is a great movie ;)

  • That kid is back on the escalator again... I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath in sues!

    You sucked thirty six dicks? In a row?

    You must've thought it was whiteboy day!

    If someone asks you if your a god Ray, you say yes!

    My girlfriend's a dog... She barks, she claws, she drools, she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.

    Lorain, I'm your density, I mean your destiny.

    Oh Stewardess, I speak jive...

    I must apologize for Wimp Lo, he's an idiot. We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

    Frau Blücher.

    Get the hell out of here! Now! You Kirk lovin Spock suckers!

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