U.S. calls on China to prevent Iran from closing Strait of Hormuz and disrupting global oil flows

Hilarious.

Trump attacks Iran

Iran shuts down oil

Markets crash

Who could have predicted this?

Anyone interested in stealing from YOUR retirement account through market manipulation

This is all part of the plan of men smarter than the pissbag

Trump: “There should be no consequences for my actions.”

Fucking-A... How mentally challenged is the US to ask this of the country they declared a trade war against???

Trump's Art of the Deal involves lots of getting on his knees.

If I were China I would tell him to pound sand since he's been being bellicose about china in the panama canal. Also they're friendly with Iran so Iran could just let chinese flagged ships through and attack anyone else.

Maybe marco should have tried harder to convince mushroom dick into not joining a fucking war just because bibi asked him to.

Ok so like if China did do that, whats in it for them?

Also, if the price of oil spikes will that cause a market crash that crashes the housing bubble? Seems like this might be a entirely-too-fucked-up way to make housing affordable again.

Xi could present Trump a map of the middle east with Taiwan moved off the coast of Oman and negotiate for uncontested seizure of Taiwan within a week

I don't think China needs Marco Rubidiot to tell them they're dependent on oil.

Xi: LOL!!!